Shirts

Tuesday March 2nd 2007 5:27 PM EST

ScreamerClauz shirts are now here and for sale!!!! check out The Store to purchase them!!

 

Letters To ScreamerClauz

Tuesday January 2th 2007 12:49 PM EST

Friday 1/5
Renegade Virus presents
=== de.tOP ===
!!!! FREE !!!!
11pm-6am

featuring:

Automaton (Renegade Virus)

Screamerclauz (Deadly Productions Records)

Nobody (Renegade Virus)

Madaro (Blackkat)

Amok (Renegade Virus)


@Boogaloo
168 Marcy ave
Brooklyn, NYC

JMZ to Marcy ave
1/2 a block away from the train!
1 stop from manhattan!!  

New Booking

Thursday December 7th 2006 5:34 PM EST

Letters To ScreamerClauz

Thursday November 9th 2006 1:34 PM EST

I am working on a DVD and on one segment I want to read/answer, erm, "fan mail" so in order to do that I, well, need some fan mail haha. So if anyone wants to write me letters with questions I will read and answer them in the only way I know how, by acting like an asshole.

Write to:

ScreamerClauz
5157 Main St
Whitehall PA 18052

Make it interesting!! The deadline for letters is November 30th.
 

ScreamerClauz Interview

Thursday October 19th 2006 2:34 AM EST

Yeah yeah yeah, its been a while, get off my case! I came to report that I just did an interview for http://www.core-c.nl. My mind set was to make it as nasty as possible, mission accomplished. go to  http://www.core-c.nl/main.php?page=showthread&threadid=14367  to read it
 


Maggot Baby Crosses The Pond

Monday July 19th 2006 3:33 AM EST


Maggot Baby has FINALLY gotten to soundbase! As well as house vinyl. There are also a bunch of copies on the way to Toolbox but havn't gotten there yet. The world is now flooded with filth. Mission accomplished.

Music, Movies & More!

Monday July 10th 2006 4:52 AM EST


Just added a 8 new tracks and 4 new movies! Check out the music and movie sections for more info. The movies include 2 ScreamerClauz action figure commercials! All movies and music videos have also been converted to flash for easier download and compitibility. Make sure you have Flash 8 installed though. So yeah, get to listening and watching!

WWWAAA!

Sunday May 25th 2006 3:04 PM EST


The neverending saga of ScreamerClauz continues. It seems the post office "lost" the shipment of Maggot Baby records I sold to soundbase. So now they are floating around Germany somewhere. I had to call USPS and get transfered about 6 times, finally they told me they will launch an "investigation" which will take 60 days. in which they will either find the "missing" records or return my insurance money, why does Germany hate me so much? Anyway, so as of right now http://www.speedcoreworldwide.com is the only shop in Europe that currently has any copies of Maggot Baby, so if you were waiting for the soundbase shipment to arrive its best just to order it from there for now, I will report more news of the location of my "missing" (if you havn't noticed yet I keep putting "" around stuff, its to imply that I don't think they are lost but instead the Germans are holding my records hostage for some sort of personal gain or freemason-like ritual... the illuminati is onto me) as soon as I hear something.

I Drink Your Blood & I Eat Your Skin

Sunday May 25th 2006 3:04 PM EST


ScreamerClauz - I Drink Your Blood & I Eat your Skin (2x12") was released this week in Germany! To pick it up check out Soundbase at http://www.sbmonline.de. To read about it check out the releases section.

Pictures

Sunday May 23rd 2006 12:55 AM EST


Pictures/stories added from Wallingford CT & Newbrunswick NJ shows. Check out Pictures Section to look at them

Dates

Sunday May 7th 2006 8:15 PM EST


2 New show dates added, one in CT on May 11th and another in NJ on May 19th. Check the Events section for more info!

Store is now opened!

Sunday April 18th 2006 9:05 PM EST


Store has been reopened with Maggot Baby 12"! Paypal now accepted as well as all major credit cards! BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY!

Maggot Baby Is Here

Sunday April 18th 2006 9:05 PM EST


Well, Maggot Baby is here sitting in my living room, glaring at me with vile hatred in its eyes, I think it wants to rape me.... The problem is the credit card system I was using is now defunct, and we're still banned from paypal. So I am waiting for the new credit card system to be approved and then hopefully I can get rid of these things before the fuck me in my sleep (I am dressed like I want it...) If you want to buy one with a money order or something email me and we'll work it out, word yo.

Maggot Baby Date

Sunday April 3rd 2006 3:48 AM EST


Ok I fucked up the dates, Maggot Baby actually comes in on April 14th, feel free to hurl bricks of shit at me...... DO IT PUSSY!

CDs & Records

Sunday April 1st 2006 3:48 AM EST


DPR001 Maggot Baby 12" Picture Disk SHOULD be here on April 7th, so get ready to buy it people ;) Also, coming out on or around April 24th is ScreamerClauz - I Drink Your Blood & I Eat Your Skin on the brand new Psycho Pervert label, its a 2x12", you need to buy that one too. And last but not least, my track Kill YOu & Fuck You will be included on Shit-E Records #3 Toliet Overflow along with C1B2, Meanstreak, And Noizefucker, buy that one too, I don't have a release date for that one yet but my GUESS would be late May or early June. Now that all these ScreamerClauz vinyls are going to be floating around tainting the small world of speedcore, I better become rich and famous so that I can have sex with celebrities and buy expensive cars, I'm a fucking superstar damnit. All 3 of them will be for sale at Soundbase at some point. Maggot Baby will be here first and Pervert001 will be at Soundbase first and eventually make its way over here. I will also annoy any other distros around the world foolish enough to give out their email address and try to get them to stock it, but I have a feeling that not to many labels will be willing to stock a picture disk with dead maggot filled baby corpses on it.... fucking pussys. I'm also attempting to but together a DVD full of disgusting/funny/gory short films and cartoons called "ScreamerClauz Presents Digital Venereal Disease (D.V.D.) but we'll see how far I get before I start crying and throwing shit. Ok, thats all I got, see you on the 7th bitches.

CDs & Records

Sunday March 5th 2006 2:57 PM EST


http://www.speedcoreworldwide.com has "Zombies Out Ate My Neighbors" back in stock, so now you can not buy my CD from there as well ;) "Maggot Baby" is offically in production, it has 4 tracks (Grandpa, Baby Blood, 28 Days Later, & 3 West Memphis 2nd Graders) it is a picture disk with pictures of maggot filled baby carcasses, so its a good gift to give to women at baby showers, it'll put things in perspective. They say it'll be in my hands in about 4-5 weeks depending if everything goes right (which it probably won't) I don't have an offical distributor or 500 fans for that matter, so you better buy 2 or 3 of these cause I conviced a porn site to fund the record and they'll probably break my legs if I don't pay them back.

Oops, I did it again

Monday Feb 21st 2006 2:28 AM EST


Yeah, I changed the website again, I decided that old one wasn't sick enough. There is also a new, erm, "game" called Ask The Maggot Baby where you ask the maggot baby questions he answers them.... well sort of.

I like to release shit (and not just from my anus into a girls mouth... wait what?)

Monday Feb 6th 2006 10:28 PM EST


Your freindly neighborhood Screamerclauz is back! The release date for "I Drink Your Blood & I Eat Your Skin" on Psycho Pervert Records (Strike Records sublabel) has been annouced, it will be April 24th 2006. It is going to be a 2X12" with full color artwork in all its red gory glory! Also coming in the next couple of months is the long awaited (you were fucking waiting for it damn it!) DPR001 12"! It's called Maggot Baby and will probably be a picture disk with somewhere between 4 - 6 tracks depending on how much we can fit per side (we are working out details with pressing plants). check out the Releases Section for more information.

Lets Try This Again....


Ok, the credit card system is now up and running again, so head over to the DPR Store and buy ScreamerClauz' (that's me) CD "Zombies Ate Out My Neighbors!" for 18 tracks of insane horror speedcore! We can take visa, mastercard, or a checking account. We can not, however, accept paypal payments, to find out why visit the Banned section. It seems as though speedcoreworldwide is sold out and nobody else has the balls to carry it, so this is the only place you can get it! smile So please, buy a CD so I can afford to feed myself, look at my pictures, I'm wasting away!

Santa On Consumption Junction
Well it seems as though the popular humor site "Consumption Junction" has added Santa's Child Molestation Tape to their archives... except not entirely. it seems as though they took it upon themselves to edit down, change the name and slap a big logo of theirs across the bottom of the screen. Here's a list of cuts that I have noticed:



*the opening statement has been deleted

*The times have been edited out

*The "stare" sequence has been cut in half

*The beginning of the dialouge is cut off in multiple spots

*The "Wanna see something cool?" sequence is missing the beginning and makes even less sense now

*The credits, DPR logo and URL have been deleted.



There is probably more that I forgot to list. To view what I now refer to as the "Consumption Junction cut" go to http://www.consumptionjunction.com/content/detail.asp?ID=52470&type=1&page=1 but always remember kids, you can get the "full unrated directors cut" right here wink you can also get it at roffles, remember to vote for it so that I can become rich and famous and then you can all say you knew me... even if you don't, you can still fucking say it! Oh yeah, and if you didn't download Northpole Hellhole, it's too late cause I deleted it today, it's not fucking xmas any more! Love always an forever, Jimmy ScreamerClauz.


Xmas Movie

I'm kind of like herpes, I'm the gift/curse that never stops giving! Your gift for today is a brand new Xmas movie for your holiday enjoyment! It's Called "Santa's Child Molestation Tape" and you can view it in the movies section, sucka.

Xmas MP3's

Last years Xmas album "Northpole Hellhole" has been uploaded to the MP3's section. Damn, I'm on a fucking roll. I decided not upload Merry X-Mess this year because I don't like it, I think it's beneath my standards and you know that has to be pretty good damn low.


Moose Megatron

New Movie called The Rise & Fall Of Moose Megatron. Go to http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/Moose/index.html to check it out

Website

Hey, you. The douch bag at the computer. Get your hands out of your pants and listen up! Well, actually you can leave them there if you must, that's where mine are. Anyway, the point is, I redisgned the website again.... yup thats it, that's all I got. Bet that was worth taking your hands out of your pants for right? Shut up!

Stuff full of Stuff

oooooooohhhhhhhh yeah, I forgot I have a website! Where were you people on that???? Anyway, you can now purchase Zombies Ate Out My Neighbors! From http://www.speedcoreworldwide.com so go buy it cause it's great god damn it. Speaking of great, because of my music video every copy of Hardcore Worldwide Vol 2 was seized from Soundbase by the german police and has now been banned, GO ME! I am putting a full story together for this website and it will be up shortly. I am also going to add some new pictures soon for those of you not on myspace (http://www.myspace.com/jimmyscreamerclauz and http://www.myspace.com/screamerclauz) that havn't seen that I have like, new looks and crap. So yeah, I'll try to keep this website updated more often. Oh yeah homie moved back to PA so you might be seeing some crap from him too, but you never know with him, he's kind of weird

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