Alright so check this out, Today (Jan. 11, 2001)Me and my friend Kyle went to the school library and decided to take out bookson Aliens/UFOS and we got this one book called "UFO: The Continuing Enigma" By Reader's Digest and inside these little question answer things called "Are you a Star Person?" and one called "Are You an Abductee?" so I read through them and decided to test myself and the scary part was... I FIT ALOT OF THE REQUIRMENTS!!! I'm gonna list the requirements below, the questions will be in redand the answers with additional comments will be in
Are You An Abductee?
- Have You Ever Experienced A Period Of Time For Which You Cannot Account? YES! From about May 2000 to September 2000 is a total blur to me, and no I wazn’t on drugz cause I don’t do nor have I ever done drugz, it waz from lack of sleep, when you stop sleeping you can’t distinguish dreamz from reality as well as when you’ve slept …..or I could have been abducted by alienz, one of the 2
- Do You Suffer From Any Sleep Disorders? YES! Insomnia, Sleep Deprivation (Yes I spelled it right this time!) maybe it’z the alienz keeping me up…..
- Do You Have Nightmares or Dreams Of UFO’s or Aliens?Sure, hazn’t everybody? Everyonez dreamt of alienz at one point
- Do You Have The Same Recurring Dream? Sometimes I have the same dream more then once, or I just forgot about the dream when I had it and thought I had it again,
- Do You Have Flashbacks Of Your Dreams? yeah all the time, sometimez I can’t tell if they’re real or not…..
- On Waking, Do You Have Unusual Bodily Sensations Such As Tingling , Numbness, Or Temporary Paralysis? Sometimez tingling, and sometimez my hand or arm iz numb, but that’z from laying on it all night…..or iz it?
- Have Any Unexplained Marks Appeared On Your Body? yeah but who can keep track of every little cut on their body? Not me, I can’t even keep track on what I’ve done for half the week
- Are There Any Bruises That Look As If Blood Has Been Drawn From Your Body? Sure, after I come back from the doctor’z theirz sometimes such bruisez, plus you know with me rising heroin addiction they pop up a lot too, Hehehe just fuckin with ya
- Have You Ever Found Any New Fine Red Lines Or Scars On Your Body?Hhhhmmmmm not that I can remember, but then again maybe the Alienz made me forget, damn basterdz, and if you see them tell them I want my sperm back too
- Do You Suffer From Nosebleeds Or Bleeding From Your Ears Or Find Spots Of Blood On Your Sheets That Can’t Be Explained? Well if I pick my nose to much it tendz to bleed, and no, I’ve never woken up with spots of blood on my sheets, hehehehe…… next question pleaze
- Do You Feel As If You Are Being Monitored, Watched Over, And/Or Being Contacted By UFO’s Or Aliens? Well I Alwayz feel az if I’m being watched but it never popped into my head that it could be Alienz, but then again with the brain erasing thingermabob
- Do You Have Repeated UFO Sightings? Nah, I did really see a UFO once, Me and my friend Stino who used to live across the street from me were watching Sightings all day and wanted to find one all day but gave up about 6 hours later I walked home and we looked up and then was this orange disk thing with one light on it that was spinning really slowly, in amazement I looked over at Stino and there he waz looking back at me with the same look and we both turned to look at it again and it waz gone,
- Do You Have A Vague Memory Of A Close Encounter With An Alien? Well I have a vague memory period, but I don’t remember ever seeing an alien, but yet again with the time lapses and brain confusion and that shit
- Are You Aware Of Some Unexplained Healing? Have You Found Yourself Spontaneously Cured Of Some Illness? Whoa buddy, lets concentrate on one question at a time, but I’m sick almost every day of my life, so I’ve never been cured of shit
- Do You Experience An Irrational Fear Or Anxiety, Or Any Bodily Sensation When UFO’s Or Exterrestrials Are Mentioned?Hey now, I don’t think you need to call my feelingz “Irrational” but no I don’t feel anxiety, I feel excited cause I feel that maybe alienz will finally be proven to be real like we all want them to be but we’re never gonna find intelligent life out there in our life time, fucking Jetsons leading me astray
Are You A Star Person?
- Do You Have An Unusual Blood Type?I don’t know my blood type, I’m guessing red though, but I could be wrong
- IS Your Body Temperature Low?I live in the north pole, I’m alwayz fucking cold, oh wait thatz not the same thing iz it? SHUT UP!
- Do You Have Low Blood Pressure? I have No idea
- Do You Have Extra Vertebrae? Uuummm I don’t know, when I bend over my spine sticks out of my back does that count?
- Do You Suffer From Painful Joints, Headaches, Or Severe Neck Pain? my joints hurt in the dampness, I always have a headache and my neck is sore a lot too, damn this question iz scaring me, no smart ass remark, I’m just gonna move onto the next one
- Do You Suffer From Chronic Sinusitis? ………YES! AAAHHH I’M A FUCKING STAR CHILD!! AAAHHH
- Do You Long To Return To Your True Home? Uuummmm yeah sure I do…….
- Did You Play With Imaginary Playmates As A Child? As a child? Shit I have them now! I mean uumm yeah as a child….. next question please
- Are You Strongly Attracted To Willow Trees, Hummingbirds, Eagles, Rocks, Stars, Lilacs, Natural Crystals, Mushrooms, Darkness, Electrical Storms, Nature, or The name Leah? My god that hits it right on the nose, nothing turns me on more then willow treez, well alirght rockz are pretty damn sexy too, but my favorite thing to do iz have sex with hummingbirdz named Leah will in the the dark nature underneath a blanket of stars with eaglez flying above me, and I don’t like natural crystals I like the onez that dye their hair
- Do You Have Mesmerizing Eyes? Yes, Mesmerizing Shit-brown eyes
- Do You See Bright Lights When Your Eyes Are Closed? I see lights maybe not bright they’re like pink and green and purple and stuff
- Do You Often Hear A Strange Noise, A Whine, A Click, Or A Buzzing Sound, Before A Psychic Experience? Ummmmm I don’t often have Psychic Experiances…….
- Are You Attracted To The Planet Venus Or The Constellation Sirius? Venus rhymes with penis and I’m not attracted to penis there for not attracted to Venus and as for that star thing, I can’t even tell with star iz which but I guess I’d bang em all, why the fuck not
- Did You Have A Psychic Experience When You Were A Child, At Age 5 Or 6? Uuuummm I don’t even remember being 10 let alone 5 or 6
- Have You Ever Had A Message Saying “Now Is The Time”? to tell you the truth that sounds very fimiliar, I think it’z from a car commercial though…
- When You Were About 11, Did Anything Happen To Change Your Lifestyle Or Attitudes? I guess, thingz happen everyday that change our lifestylez and attitudez
- Have You Ever Visited By Other wordly Entities? Uuuhhh, if they were good wordly entities (huh-huh tities) wouldn’t they make it so I didn’t know?
Well there ya have it, there’z my entries, butseriously if your into Alienz and UFO’z and shit go check out this book it’zpretty good, I’ve been into this stuff for yearz, see ya all later!
Some Alien Webpagez For Your ViewingPleasure:
http://www.mt.net/~watcher/http://www.anw.com/mysteries.htmhttp://www.qtm.net/~geibdan/framemst.htmlhttp://www.4dreamland.com/