Thats right people! We want you to start an argument with us! It doesn't matter what it's about, it can be an argument about how the road should be green instead of black! You can argue with us about how the mets beat the yankees in the 1974 world series, just because it's not true doesn't mean we can't duke it out with you! All you have to do is email dpr@deadlyproductionsrececords.com and title the email "Arguement" you can either specify which one of us you wanna argue with or just send and which ever one feels like argueing it with you will get to it (which will most likly be ScreamerClauz)! Warning: Submitting an argument will most likly lead to repeated verbal, mental and psychological abuse, & if you choose to try to defend yourself I have to the power just not to upload your reply SO THERE! BWHAHAHAHA!
Argument:
From : operationfilth@hotmail.com
To : dpr@deadlyproductionsrecords.com
Subject : Argument
Date : 12/4/04
DJ Freek Child: yo i herd that track from thwag "all your base can lick my nuts" and that shit is just wack yo why you gotta step to the laziest man on mars thats my nigga you fuck wit him you fuck wit me ya know what dpr ant shit and screamerclauz ant shit and thwag ant shit yall just scrubs all YOUR base now belong to ME bitch
Reply:
ScreamerClauz:
I wish I had a vagina so that I could menstrate all over the TLMOM's face. But I like his track "The Terrible Secret Of Space" so I guess that means he can crap on my face and then we can roll around together in blood and feces. But I'm afraid that train has sailed (yes trains sail, stupid ass), much like this topic that you decided to bring up again, WAY TO LIVE IN THE PAST YOU 3 YEAR OUT OF DATE FUCK CUNTER! And I don't appreciate you comparing DPR to ant shit, we are 100x bigger and a 1000X smellyier thank you very much.
Argument:
From : dxmer@msn.com
To : dpr@deadlyproductionsrecords.com
Subject : Argument
Date : 12/4/04
Hagen Dunphy: Screamerclauz, your xmas album should have had at least ten more tracks you bitch. just cus u forgot those extra ten, u should make a new years album - or else - u can die!u fuck
Reply:
ScreamerClauz: Look, I have artistic integrety, look at my site for god sakes! It's not like I can just open up a program and push buttons for 10 minutes and get a full blown track out of it, ITS JUST NOT THAT EASY! You need to come back to reality my friend and off of steaming maggot filled ship of bullshit you currently live on. So lick my ass douche nugget.
Love,
ScreamerClauz
Argument:
From: MURDERtheWORLD@aol.com
To: deadlyproductionsrec@hotmail.com
Subject: Argument
Date : Sun, 31 Mar 2002 18:22:13 EST
Gabber is neither GAB no BER, however, coincidentally, gabber sounds like "Grab Beer" to me....
Argument:
From : intervention_355@juno.com
To : deadlyproductionsrec@hotmail.com
Subject : Argument
Date : Wed, 6 Nov 2002 21:12:15 GMT
I think that gabber means to have gas. When I listen to gabber I fart a
"gabbppffff gabbbpfff gabbbpfffff" beat. Then I just add in some mouth noises
to my farts and voila I have gabber music. Lets not forget a few screams too.
- Jim Barnaby
Reply:
ScreamerClauz: Well Jim, you need to understand something. I think you anal problems may be caused by repeated tramua and are therefore weaker then the average anus (see http://www.mp3.com/tlmom for more information) and just release farts, liquid and so on more frequently. If you would cut your weekend activites down to only maybe 1 or 2 guys instead of 6 at the same time, your "infected area" might heal quickly. Then while your enjoying your gabber music, you want have to be interupted by those smelly noises coming out of the back of your pants. and as for farts, mouth noises and screams being gabber, you must have been listening to ALOT of Digital 6 latly.
Argument:
From: MURDERtheWORLD@aol.com
To: deadlyproductionsrec@hotmail.com
Subject: Argument
Date : Sun, 31 Mar 2002 18:22:13 EST
Gabber is neither GAB no BER, however, coincidentally, gabber sounds like "Grab Beer" to me....
Reply:
ScreamerClauz: You lie! Gabber is a Gab & a Ber. What happened is back in the day of 1400 B.C. all these cavemen people would bang rocks and sticks together. Some were more “Talented” then others and the banging would put them in a trance-like state. This is how trance was created. All the raver cavemen would go to caveman clubs (Haha get it……. Clubs, like those things cavemen would carry and hit people with…. SHUT UP!) and dance the night away with strobe fire. Which for you uneducated fucks out there, they used to light a fire and have people with big boards run in front of it all night so that it would blink. The cave police would end up breaking them up early though because everyone would sneak in grinded up pebbles and snort them and overdose. But 2 guys got sick of listening to nothing but trance music and started banging on each others heads with clubsand rocks making a loud distorted duh-duh-duh sound that was much faster and harder then the trance music. These 2 guys where named Gab & Ber. So there, next time know what your talking about! Cause I just made a fool out of you! DEEZAMN!
Argument:
From: Rathira@aol.com
To: deadlyproductionsrec@hotmail.com
Subject: "ARGUEMENT"
Date: Tue, 12 Mar 2002 07:21:18 EST
Fat bitches give the best head.........
Reply:
ScreamerClauz: I know that I’m supposed to disagree with you, but I agree. “Fat Bitches” are used to opening their mouths really, really wide from when they have to shove large portions of food into their mouths at once. So because of this sometimes when they put your head in their mouths they can put your whole head into their mouth and even reach down to your neck. My current girlfriend is about 400 pounds and she can sometimes swallow my whole body, except for my toes, cause that’s disgusting. Oh wait; your talking about the OTHER head aren’t you? Well then I do disagree, cause skinny bitches try harder to get my hole head into their mouths, cause fat women don’t need to try hard. Oh wait, that’s still the first head, from now one no questions that will confuse ScreamerClauz.
Argument:
From : kornlifer@earthlink.net
To: deadlyproductionsrec@hotmail.com
Subject: Arguement
Date: Tue, 12 Feb 2002 21:36:58 –0500
I don't know what kind of "shenanigans" you are trying to pull off here but you will not get away with it. Who the fuck are you to tell
me that Chinese girls come with green eyes? It is a known fact that they do not and furthermore nobody even knows if these so-called
"Chinese girls" even actually exist.
ScreamerClauz,
ScreamerClauz: Every time I go to the Chinese girls wholesale store and pick up a few I always get green eyed girls. So what the fuck is you talking about? Do you have any proof that they don’t? No? Well then don’t waste my time you your impotence, I mean ignorance.