MP3CD001 ScreamerClauz - Merry Axe-Mess (2002/2003)

General Album information: In 2002 I decided to make 3 christmas tracks and release them online, the next year I decided to add a few more tracks and draw a new cover and release a free Christmas album

Track information/triva:

1. Tales From The Cryptmas - I basically raped a Tales From The Crypt Christmas Episode to make this album haha, this is first track. It contains the opening from the episode which seemed appropriate for the opening of the album.

2. Slay Ride - Haha More Tales From The Crypt Samples. The original name of "Silent Night, Deadly Night" was "Slay Ride" so I was going to name the track after this one "Slay Ride" but then decided to use "Santa Punishes Naughty Children" instead and there for gave "Slay Ride" to this track instead..... does that make any sense? Anyway, this is my favorite of the album, I found this one sample that looped very well with a police man saying "he apparently used an axe", it was good that I decided to loop it for almost 2 minutes, a decision I still regret to this day, but oh well.

3. Santa Punishes Naughty Children - This track was apparently a pretty big internet hit. When viewing my website stats I noticed a lot of people set it as background music for their sites or posted on message boards about it, not really sure why. I guess because it's one of the only creepy xmas tracks out there. Anyway, see my above rant about the track title and stuff.

4. A Terrorcore Christmas - This was the first Xmas track I ever made, and people LOVE it and I really don't know why, it's definatly not my best track and the sound quality really isn't that great. I remember sometimes I would go to Homie's house and walk in and this track would be on loop and he would just be sitting there bobbing his head to the beat. And Ivan The Silent Soilder told me this story about how him and his friends would drive around listening to this track over and over again and one of his friends would sing along with the samples and even bark along with the dog hahahaha. Elektroholic brings this track up now and then too, it figures it would be a track like this that people notice.

5. Dismember 25th (Featuring Paul Pfeiffer Of The Cotton Ponies) - In 2002 Paul Pfeiffer of the Cotton Ponies came over and we decided to make a track, this was the result. I wish I would have saved that title though for something more violent, maybe a 2005 remix.

6. I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus - Long story short, I rearranged some samples and made them about Santa Claus getting laid a lot, that fat fuck.

7. Becareful What You Axe For - I decided to end the album with the Crypt Keeper saying good bye and then a half and hour of noise hahaha. There is reasoning behind the nosie but I will not reveal the secret here! thats for YOU to figure out! There is also a special surprise at the end for those brave enough to listen all the way through..... or those smart enough to fast forward. whatever.