The Dress Up ScreamerClauz Contest
That's right! We here at Deadly Productions Records at running a contest where YOU get to dress up ScreamerClauz for fun and exciting prizes! Read the FAQ below:
What the fuck do I have to do and how the fuck do I enter?
All you have to do is save one or all of the pictures below and dress ScreamerClauz up in funny, distubing, hip, etc clothes and then email the picture to screamerclauz@deadlyproductionsrecords.com please try to keep the file size under 1 meg. All images submitted will be added to this section. Please also include what name you would like to be credited as and where you would like you prize(s) sent
What kind of prizes can I win?
There will be 3 places. First prize will get to choose any 2 prizes they wish. 2nd and 3rd place ScreamerClauz will decide which prize you can get (it is HIGHLY recommended to avoid trying to win 2nd or 3rd place, HIGHLY). All 3 winners get a FREE DPR Record.... when/if it acutally comes out. Other prizes you can win are:
Take ScreamerClauz On A Date (YOU take ScreamerClauz out on the town and buy him stuff, this prize is highly recommended) (Pictures Will be Taken And Added To The Site)
Kick In The Ass (ScreamerClauz Will Kick You In The Ass Next Time He Sees you)(Pictures Will be Taken And Added To The Site)
Used Pair Of ScreamerClauz' Underwear
Check for 1 Cents From ScreamerClauz (Hopefuly It Won't Bounce)
Gift Certificte For $1 To Whatever Store We Can Find That Will Give Us One For That Low
Bag Full Of Animal Crap
ScreamerClauz CD
Autographed Photo Of ScreamerClauz In His Underwear
A Plant Hand Picked From ScreamerClauz' Backyard In The Poconos
Sandwhich Half Eaten By ScreamerClauz
Picture Of A ScreamerClauz Carpet (Who Knows What Will Be On It At The Time!)
Lock Of ScreamerClauz' Pubic Hair
An Empty Box
ScreamerClauz Comes To Your House And Craps In Your Toliet And/Or Yard (Pictures Will Be Taken And Added To The Website)
More Prizes TBA.
What Pictures Do I Dress up?
choose one or all of the following (click to enlarge):
Can I Submit Multiple Entrees?
Yes
Will Entrees Be Censored/Rejected If They Are Inappropriate?
Nope, submit what ever the fuck you want! As long as it's legal (I.E., no child or animal porn)
How Do I Dress Up ScreamerClauz?
However you want
How Long is The Contest?
Version 1 Begins January 4th and Ends Feb 14th (Valentines Day, isn't that sweet?). If contest does well another one will be held
Who Will Judge The Contest?
To remain fair and impartial a team of judges who had nothing else to do with the contest will be asked to pick out their favorites
I Have A Question The You Might Like To Add To This Section
Email it to screamerclauz@deadlyproductionsrecords.com sucka.
