Horror Movies

Since most of my free time is devoted to watching Horror movies I decided that this site needs a special section where I just review hororr movies. I know I used to review them in the Movie Of The Month section but that became to much work with all the pictures and writing a big long drawn out review and what not. So what I'm gonna do is just list them all on one page and write a breif summery of each of them. I basically stole this idea from someone else page, but I'm not going to mention who they are so that if they ever decide to bitch at me I won't have to kill...erm..."correct" them. I try to keep my reviews as spoiler free as possible, if anything major gets revealed (such as if I am reviewing a sequel and have to mention something from the previous entry I will make a note not to read any further). If there is an R rated version and a Unrated Version out I will be reviewing and linking the Unrated version, FUCK CENSORSHIP. On with the reviewing!


PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS SECTION IS UNDER HEAVY CONSTRUCTION
Though this section may appear to have not loaded correctly, it has. I am doing these reviews in alphabetical order and most of the time get bored half way through writing so I just end them on whatever letter I happened to be on.

Last Updated: 12/29/2005

Movies Added:

Aftermath
All Night Long 2
All Night Long 3
Amityville Horror (Remake)
August Underground
August Underground's Mordum
The Baby
Confessions Of A Serial Killer

Rating System:

Movie: What I thought overall of the movie. If you notice, I give out a lot of 4's and 5's, the reason being is that I LOVE most of these films, so I guess I am kind of partial, my suggestion would be to rent most of these movies instead of just buying them randomly (which is what I do) unless you are a lover of movies like myself.
Gore: The amount of gore/graphic violence. Not necessarily the quality of the effects.
 Sex/Nude Scenes: The amount of Sex or Nudity. Not necessarily the quality of the scenes.
 Humor: The amount of Humor. Not necessarily the quality of the scenes.
 Acting: The quality of the acting (horror films are notorious for horrible acting).

Extra Info:


See This Fucking Movie!: I insist that you see this movie, this will mostly be given to more obscure movies that most people probably havn't seen, so stop questioning me and go find!


Video Nasty: This film was an offender of the "Video Nasties" list. The Video Nasties list was a censorship act in 1984 by the government of the UK. Basically they went out and hunted down movies for that would "deprave and corrupt" the viewers. The collected a large list of films (mostly horror) and made a long list and then banned them all. It was big deal at the time but really just ended up getting the "offenders" more press and consqently making more people want to see the movie. For a more in depth look check out http://www.melonfarmers.co.uk/nasties.htm


Best ____ In movie history!: I have stated that this film has the best something in movie history, you'll see this a lot, and i'll contridicate myself multiple times by stating (for example) "This movies has the best ending in movie history!" for 10+ different movies.


Snuff?: Mistaken parts of or entire film as a snuff film or mistaken to have contained real corpses.


Animal Deaths: Contains REAL (Meaning an animal really died, not special effects) animal deaths. Unfortunatly in the 70s & early 80s a lot of European directors chose to sacrifice real animals in there films


Famous Actor/Actress Early Film: Film containing an Actor or Actress BEFORE their rise to stardom.


Italian movie that has at least one scene in New York. For some reason a huge amount of Itilian movies have a few scenes that take place in New York.

Fangoria's 101 Best: Featured in Fangoria's book "101 Best Horror Movies You've Never Seen" a book that... well lists 101 of the best horror movies that you've never seen. Many fans hold this book in high reguards so I thought it would be cool to put this image below featured movies. You can pick up the book here

Buy DVD

I have also provided a link of where to purchase the DVD (If availble) of the movie cause hey let's face it, I'm a nice fucking guy. Keep in mind that not all the DVD's are American releases so make sure your DVD player can play imports, and if it can't I suggest you pick one up that can, they're only like $100 now.