Santa's Child Molestation Tape

The following video was recently smuggled out of the FBI archives. Written on the tape is "Santa Evidence Tape 1134. December 25st, 1948, Tannersville PA.". Along with the tape came a 350 page document revealing the true motivation behind Santa's yearly slay ride, the sexual abuse of children.

To make sure that he continues his yearly gift giving, every Christmas the United States government gives Santa a gift of his own, a succluded house full of innocent young children to do whatever he wishes with. No government agency has came forward to claim or dispel the authenticity of the tape, but as you will soon learn, what you are seeing is real, proceed with caution. None of the children could be reached for comment.

Download: Santa's Child Molestation Tape 5:07 Minutes, 38 MB, WMV File (It'll probably be better if you just saved the file, right click on it and select "Save Target As" or "Save Link As" depending on which browser you use.)