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"Xmas Speedcore"

By ScreamerClauz. Thursday, November 26th, 2004 12:26 PM
ScreamerClauz: Many of you may remeber last years Xmas album, well I made a brand new one for 2004! So now you get both last years album and this years album! I just GIVE GIVE GIVE! Go to http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/xmas.html to get them. Give them to you freinds as Xmas gifts! Well, friends you want to loose anyway.


"Strike/Machine/Halloween/Horror"

By ScreamerClauz. Thursday, October 14th, 2004 12:41 AM
ScreamerClauz: Ok I'm sorry, I went and masturbated (only took me 2 minutes as you can see) and now I feel much better. Back to what I was saying..... I HATE YOU! Oh wait, not that... Oh yeah, I'm going to be playing at Machines again, I think in late November but I'm not sure when but you should all come and watch me do stuff. I also tried to make a Halloween album but I didn't like how any of the tracks were coming out and I kept throwing hissy fits (as illustrated below) and kicking stuff and stabbing eyeballs and punching throats until finally I closed my shit down and said "Fuck you Halloween album! I hope you fucking die!!" and it didn't even yell back at me, what a fucking upity prick that Halloween album is. I then became a recluse and stopped working on music and mostly just hid in a dark corner of the room waiting with an axe for "them" to walk by, I hope to come out of my dark corner soon and get back into producing. but we'll see. I might put up some new MP3's soon too because I haven't done that in a while, we'll wait and see whats going to be on the Strike release first. And last but not least, someone in the guest requested back on 9/03 to do more horror movie reviews and I did them tonight (hows that for quick turn around?). I'm still stuck in the C's but I did a bunch more and added some A's & B's that I forgot to do before. I acutally had a good time writing them so I'll probably do more soon. Go here to read them: Horror Movies. Ok I'm done for tonight, see you guys around.... I guess. *Walks back to the corner*.


"Strike/Machine/Halloween/Horror"

By ScreamerClauz. Thursday, October 14th, 2004 12:38 AM
ScreamerClauz: Yeah, yeah, yeah, long time no update. It looks like I am going to be getting a release on Strike Records in germany WWWWWWWOOOOOOOOO! When it is coming out and what will be on it are still in the process, but it is definatly coming out someday. So go me! When is DPR001 coming out you might ask? Shut up, I'm working on that, you know, you can't just be happy for me? Why do you always have to critize me??? I hate you!! DIE! Now I'm not finishing this update!!


"MP3s/Art"

By ScreamerClauz. Monday, August 23th, 2004 5:52 PM
ScreamerClauz: Hi........and stuff. I added some new MP3s. First up is a guy by the name of Hip P did a mashup/remix type of thing with a bunch of my tracks. download it here. I like it a lot, it's good shit! Next is MP3s from our fun little adventure on WHUS that was on August 12th. Get those here

And last but not least (or it is least, YOU decide!) I have decided to join Deviant Art so I can display my....erm..."art" with the world! let's see how long until I get kicked off, I don't do very well on sites where you have to submit stuff (go through old news and check out all my problems with Facethejury, hotornot and MP3.com if you are really interested) Anyway, go check out my shit here: http://screamerclauz.deviantart.com/


"Listen to my radio show!"

By ScreamerClauz. Thursday, August 12th, 2004 8:36 PM
ScreamerClauz: Meatsock is giving me 45 minutes of his show to pollute your innocent little minds. I also have special guests in the studio with me, Lord Blackrod & Matt The Disgruntled Baker, I promise you entertainment & mind bashing speedcore mayhem. And lots of blood and gore and all that other nasty stuff you associate me with. So tune in at 11:59 PM EST to hear it! Go to www.whus.org to tune in. LISTEN FUCKERS!


"Oh yeah, I forgot something"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, August 8th, 2004 10:03 PM
ScreamerClauz: And just when you thought I was dead.....well you probably never thought that. But anyway, I forgot to mention that I joined Soundclick to whore myself out even futhur that I'm whored out now. My page is http://www.soundclick.com/bands/1/screamerclauz.htm We'll see how long this lasts considering I did and obscene interview on the main page and then uploaded songs with (insert danger music here) MOVIE SAMPLES! Anyway, Elektroholic actually called me on the phone (he lives in CA & I live in PA so thats like... expensive and stuff) to tell me how funny my interview was, so if it carry's the Elektroholic seal of approval, what other proof do you need??


"You Are Forgiven"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, August 8th, 2004 9:17 PM
ScreamerClauz: Ok, I had a moment to think about it and decided I was a little hasty, I'm sorry. Anyway, here's the real "news". On Thursday August 12th 11:59 PM EST I will be playing live on Meatsock's show. If you wish to tune in (and I KNOW you do) then go to http://www.whus.org and follow the instructions there. I will be playing all sorts of tracks that I have kept secret and a few of my...erm..."classics". Plus me & Meatsock will probably entertain you with our crazy antics.

In other news, My music video(s) (Not sure if they are just using 1 or all 3) will be featured on CSR's Hardcore Worldwide Volume 2. I'm not sure when it's going to be released, check http://www.speedcore.ca for more info. The videos will still remain on this site for free download, but if you buy the DVD you get better quality picture and sound plus you can bring it to Grandma's house and make her watch me get screw drivers stuck in my cock hole!.

In final news I have sent a Demo CD to Soundbase to hopefully get distrubtion! So hopefully there will be a ScreamerClauz vinyl for you to desecrate your turn table needles with soon! All this typing has made my finger hurt, I'm going to watch people die on the TV. Love ScreamerClauz


"My Finger Fucking Hurts"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, August 8th, 2004 9:16 PM
ScreamerClauz: I got some news and stuff but before I tell you about it we should talk about my finger because my health and well being should be on great concern to all of you. Yesterday as I was Fireworking (haha get it... I work for a fireworks company...... it's a play on words....shut up!) I managed to get an inch longer splinter stuck UNDERNEATH the fingernail of my ring finger on my right hand, I had to soak my finger in water for a couple hours and then pull it out slowly so that it wouldn't break off inside. It now hurts like a mother fucker and I can feel it throbbing every second of the day. Why am I telling you this you might ask? Because I want your pitty of course, stupid. That's it, now you pissed me off, now I'm not going to tell you anything


"The Music Video To End All Music Videos"

By ScreamerClauz. Monday, July 26th, 2004 5:28 PM
ScreamerClauz: Well I've been gone for a while, but with good reason! I was working on the music video to end all music videos! It is now complete on this site for FREE download! It's as gory and gross as fuck, and not only that, but it's 13 minutes long! Thats right, I had to use 3 songs for this, we just had so much great gore shots that I just couldn't cut it down to a 5 minute video, that should give you an idea of how violent/fucked up it is. And not only that, but it stars all your favorite celebrities.....kind of....you're just going to have to download it! Download Screenshots


"All sorts of stuff"

By ScreamerClauz. Monday, June 14th, 2004 3:26 PM
ScreamerClauz:
Holy Jumping Jesus (assuming of course that Jesus has jumping skills, which he most likly does....but then again if he did he probably wouldn't have been killed because he could have jumped to safty....I'm getting off track here)! It's been a while since this site has been updated. But thats because I have been working on massive amounts of stuff. First up is a New Music Video, thats right, another music video before I even have an offical album out! That should be a record of some sorts... but should I be proud of it? But this music video is going to be the video to end all videos, it's going to be BIG! Lots of blood, gore, depravity, insanity, you name it! It's going to put my other to videos to shame, I upped the budget to 14X more then Smooth Man (Which is still rather low but 14X sounds like a lot)! Once this video is completed (shooting begins early July, so it should be on this site by late July/Early August) I am going to whore it out as much as I can, I want to make sure everyone sees it! Hhhmm, I think I am hyping it a little to much but fuck, I'm excited god damn it! So be on the look out! I'm also TRYING to get a god damn record out, so after the music video is complete that is my next project. So if I don't update for a while again (which is more then possible...) it's because I'm hard at work doing this shit. I added pictures from my disappointing trip to Cali-forn-I-A, click here to see them and comment. In other news I spotted Paul Pfeiffer the other day in Mt Pocono (A small town next to my small town) the other day as I drove by, I didn't stop an talk to him because if I stopped suddenly the car in back of me would probably have hit me (lame attempt at a joke, please laugh so I don't have to slit my wrists) anyway, what I'm getting at is that he is alive and not dead like I was starting to think because it's been almost a year since I've spoken with him... So Paul, where ever you are....... Hi and stuff.... Ok i've lost control of this post (kind of like I loose control of my bowels) so I better end it now......END


"New Music Video"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, April 12th, 2004 3:23 PM
ScreamerClauz:
That's right, I have made another music video! This time it's an actual live action one where I beat & kill my girlfriend, YEAH! go here http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/musicvideo/smoothman.html to download it and shit. Be sure to send it to all your friends!


"Identity Theft"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, April 9th, 2004 11:34 PM
ScreamerClauz:
Every once in a while I search for my name on google to see what kind of results I get (am I bored or an ego maniac? YOU DECIDE!) and today I discovered a new one. It seems as though some german guy signed up for a message board using my name except the the "Z" is capital rather then uuuuhh not capital (or "lower case" for you politically correct oil tycoons reading this right now.... I know, I'm getting off track.) where I am going with this story I do not know, I'm not angry or anything, I just thought it was funny....and I like stuff thats funny... yeah.... heres a link... http://www.rollertuningpage.de/thread62132.html He asked some question in german and since my name has a lower case Z in it, I cannot speak german. But whatever this "ScreamerClauZ" asked the answer was Scooters website. Now if it's the musical scooter or an acutally site about those scooters that people ride I do not know because the site is in german, and as stated above, the lower case Z hinders my ability to read such sites. Anyway, thats enough senseless babble. Remember to come see me play in Cal-I-Forn-I-A on Fri-A-Day


"Going To Cali-forn-i-a/Contest Winners"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, March 14th, 2004 3:19 PM
ScreamerClauz:

Click To Enlarge

So there you have, ScreamerClauz is coming to the west siiiiiide. So I guess you guys are wondering who won the dress up contest (or you aren't, whatever) So here are the winners:

1st K.L. - http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/contestsubs/KL3.jpg

2nd Concrete Cookie - http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/contestsubs/cookie.jpg

3rd Audiotactix - http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/contestsubs/Audiotactix2.jpg

If you still want to make a photo and send it in you can, email it to screamerclauz@deadlyproductionsrecords.com and I'll put it up


"New Tracks & DJ Mix"

By ScreamerClauz. Monday, February 9th, 2004 5:35 PM
ScreamerClauz: My host as once again increased my disk space, this time a to a gig! So I have decided to upload yet another mix and a bunch of tracks. New tracks from ScreamerClauz, HomieElf, Cotton Ponies, Meatsock & Also Meatsock, Baldy and myself fucking around on WHUS radio in CT. Check Downloads section to get that shit!


"Live Journal"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, January 30th, 2004 2:23 PM
ScreamerClauz: I have now joined the "hip" crowd and opened a livejournal. You can now read into my deepest and darkest secrets and thoughts. So go read it and add me and comment and stuff. http://www.livejournal.com/~screamerclauz


"New MP3s"

By ScreamerClauz. Monday, January 19th, 2004 7:30 PM
ScreamerClauz: I have uploaded a shit load of new MP3s Including tracks from ScreamerClauz, DJ Rockem Sockem Robots, HomieElf, Cotton Ponies, Sleep Deprevation, & Thwag! The ScreamerClauz & DJ Rockem Sockem Robots tracks are all brand new, so even if I gave you a CD at some point you do not have any of those tracks, so download them! The rest of the tracks are all older stuff I found on my harddrive, I also uploaded some tracks that were on MP3.com before they went down. So download them and give them to your friends! Get them in the MP3's section.


"New Contest"

By ScreamerClauz. Saturday, January 3rd, 2004 9:50 PM
ScreamerClauz: 2 Updates in one day? HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Today is the start of the "Dress Up ScreamerClauz" contest. Go to http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/dressup.html for more details, and tell your friends!


"New Speedcore Mix"

By ScreamerClauz. Saturday, January 3rd, 2004 2:33 AM
ScreamerClauz: Yeah yeah yeah I know what you're saying "he doesn't update for a month and now he is back already" but I am actually here for a REASON now! I just got done recording a new mix and I have uploaded for you crazy fuckers out there to download and listen to and touch yourself in the pants to... unless I'm the only one who touches himself while I listen to DJ mixes.... AM I????? Anyway, the mix is called "The Bodies In The Basement Mix" and it has 25 tracks of good records that I have spent all my money on. So you better like it. Feel free to give copies to your friends and/or share them on your favorite file sharing programs. Download the mix and cover here: http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com\bodies.html


"It's A ScreamerClauz New Years!"

By ScreamerClauz. Tuesday, January 1st, 2004 9:36 PM
ScreamerClauz: You had your chance, now the Xmas MP3's are GONE FOREVER! Well, or at least until next Xmas or if I suddenly get into the xmas spirit early and decide to upload them again........ would it really surprise you? Anyway, it apears I havn't updated since November, I am a bastard son of a 100 maniacs (Just like Freddy!). But I was busy, I had this job selling Xmas trees and uuuhhh oh, Well I guess thats about it. Anyway, I have been working on getting the money to get DPR001 pressed and it is coming along pretty well. I have also been working on a mixtape with my best friend (I have many super best friends... SHUT UP!) DJ Slyten from CA. Since my xmas tree selling sentence... I mean job has ended I will be adding some crap to the site like new mp3s, mixes, horror movie reviews, other random craziness. So when I can fit it into my busy day I will add more crap. Oh and Merry Christmas, Chanukah, Kwanzia, New Years, Blah Blah Blah.


"It's A ScreamerClauz Christmas!"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday, November 26th, 2003 2:15 PM
ScreamerClauz: Thats right boys and girls, it's that time of year again! Where DPR says Fuck you to commerical christmas music and puts up FREE mp3's of christmascore insanity! Last year we released 3 tracks, this year it's a full ScreamerClauz album featuring 7 tracks (Including the 3 from last year) of holiday speedcore insanity! We even give you covers as well so you can print them out and have full color gore filled covers to go with your CD. So download the album, listen to it, give it your friends, share them on the internet, play them on your radio shows, play them at raves, do what ever the fuck you want! Go to http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/xmas.html to download them! MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS!


"It's like a new fucking site!"

By ScreamerClauz. Tuesday, November 18th, 2003 1:41 AM
ScreamerClauz: WOW! NEW designs if you havn't noticed! You have your choice between Snow Mutalation and Ultra Gore version! I hope you like them, because I deleted all the other versions, so you are stuck with them now! But thats not all, I also added new sections such as releases (though there aren't any.... yet...hint hint, wink wink), events and pictures! Speaking of pictures, I also did some PERL coding on the Halloween Pictures page so that people can leave comments! Just click on what ever picture you would like to comment on and it'll bring you to the comment sheet. There is also a new picture of Me & Dolly in there. I also added a Horror Movie Reviews in which I review horror movies, I only got up to Candyman 2 so far (I was doing them in alphabetical order), but I will be adding more in the future. I also cleared out some of the inactive artists from the artists section. I will soon be adding new MP3's including the classic Xmas tracks from last year. I might also upload the radio show that I did with Baldy & Meat Sock on Wednesday, the only thing stopping me is that the levels keep shooting up and down and some of the mixing didn't come out right when we were "tag teaming", plus it's 2 & 1/2 hours. So I might just upload the sections where we talk to each other and make fun of each other, but who knows, I'm still deciding. This news page will soon have a comments section too, the coding is just really time consuming and I have to recode each news entry 1 at a time and i'm really not up to it today after my hours of redesigning and coding the pictures. Ok, thats all I have to say, enjoy the new fucking site!


"Halloween Pictures/Radio Show/New MP3/Site Redesign"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, November 9th, 2003 10:50 PM
ScreamerClauz: Well it took a while, but I finally got the pictures I took of the Halloween party up. Click Here to see them.

In other News, On Thursday November 13th at 12 AM EST (or Wednesday night at 11:59 PM, however you want to look at it) I will be on Meat Sock's radio show on 91.7 WHUS in CT. For those of you who listen else where and want to listen, go to http://whus.org/listen.htm to tune in. The show runs from Midnight til 2 AM, I am tag teaming (I think thats what it is called) with Baldy & Meat Sock. It should be pretty cool, so tune in fuckers!

I submitted a MP3 to Tocsins home page that isn't availble anywhere else (except if you got a CD off of me). It is called Zombi Part 1 - After The Flesh. To download that mutha fucka go to http://www.acidgrave.com Then click files, then tracks and I'm on page 2.

Last but not least (or maybe it is?) I have been trying to redesign this site for a few weeks now, but can't come up with anything I like. But be on the look out for a new look! If it will be better or worse I do not know, but it's something!


""

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday, October 29th, 2003 9:13 PM
ScreamerClauz:

GORE MUTILATION XII - AKA - I SPIT ON YOUR RAVE!

enduser - ragga terror breaks
http://enduser.sonicterror.net/

xanopticon - regular terror breaks
http://rhinoplex.org/xanopticon/ pale - sour cream & terror breaks
http://www.twentyknives.com/

tocsin - hardcore live p.a.
http://acidgrave.com/

tense & nevermind - speedcore live p.a.
http://www.apocalypse-recordings.com/

dataclast - electronic grind
http://www.overwhelmed.org/dataclast/

ScreamerClauz - speedcore dj set
http://deadlyproductionsrecords.com/

mekagojira - stuff
http://www.mekagojira.com/

g-stompz & nobody - live noise p.a.
http://renegadevirus.org/

h i v p l u s - total fuckin' garbage
http://www.who.int

special guests!

5 dollars
193 hamilton st
new brunswick nj
08901
october 31st
9pm

I will be giving out FREE CD's to anyone who wants one! So get dressed up in crazy costume and get your ass to New Brunswick fuckers!


"Halloween Party/Webspace"

By ScreamerClauz. Tuesday, October 28th, 2003 4:01 PM
ScreamerClauz: Ok the Halloween show I mentioned below has been MOVED to FRIDAY OCTOBER 31ST I think the doors open at 8 and the show starts at 9, I have no idea what time I am going on but I will be playing a fuck load of ScreamerClauz, Section 42, & a few of my favorite records as well as some crazy halloween montages I put together. I also bought a stupid costume to wear and get in the spirit and all that shit. I'm not sure who else is playing, but I know Tense & Nevermind (AKA Hellz Army, F.U.H.D., Etc.) Dead Sector (AKA TOcsin), Xanopitcon (This guys set is pretty nuts I play with him last time), & some other people, I should get the full info in the next few days and I'll post it here. I WILL ALSO BE GIVING AWAY FREE CD'S OF MY "MEANING OF HORROR (18 ORIGINAL TRACKS)" & "THERE IS VIOLENCE AMONG US (60 MINUTE SPEEDCORE MIX)" ALBUMS. But EVERYONE should drop what they are doing and fucking come!

In other "News" our server has just double our disk space so I'll probably be adding some new MP3's and other shit.


"Halloween Party"

By ScreamerClauz. Saturday, October 11th, 2003 11:29 AM
ScreamerClauz: Thursday, oct 30th
Tense & Nevermind: apocalypse records, b.e.a.s.t. records, cunt records, crapshoot, lowres (new york city) speedcore p.a.
Dead Sector: industrial strength records, apocalypse records (nueva jersey) hardcore p.a.
Xanopitcon: tigerbeat6, peace off, hymen, mirex (pittsburg, pa)breakcore p.a.
ScreamerClauz: deadly productions records (pennslyvania) speedcore dj set
more tba

costume party madness at machine's with hardcore/breakcore's finest acts $5
193 hamilton st
new brunswick
nj 08901

I'll give you more info as I get it. I don't know what everyone else is doing, but I put together a set that has a few halloween samples and like 8 of my tracks, so everyone should come!


"Portal Of Evil"

By ScreamerClauz. Thursday, Septmber 18th, 2003 12:02 AM
ScreamerClauz: Alright, this is pretty funny. Some how the owners of http://www.portalofevil.com/ came across our website and decided to make it one of their featured sites. Here is quote from their main page:

"A site that knows its core market! And that market is really into "terrorcore," whatever in the world that may be. The web design is totally absurd."

So I thought "alright that's pretty cool" then I noticed all these comments left by readers. So I decided to read them and noticed a lot of people talking shit, I had a good laugh though, some of the comments were pretty funny, and a bunch of them looked WAY too far into the meaning of the site and studied like every page. If you hate a website and the music the website hosts then why the fuck would you not only click on every page, but also study them and post comments about them! Sounds like we are doing a pretty good job if you ask me (which I know you all did) if even people who hate us can't stop talking about the site. So horray for DPR! To read the comments go to http://friends.portalofevil.com/sfs.php?si=3&fi=000026143 Someone thinks Paul is hot in his tiger underwear, but not one mention about me in my blood underwear! Fuckers.


"Playing @ A Party"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday, Septmber 16th, 2003 4:45 PM
ScreamerClauz:

LIVE AT THE CLINIC -

THE NO ROOM FOR TALENT RECORDS FALL BEATDOWN TOUR
Featuring:

FANNY (ex-exploited bassist)
Tigerbeat6/ Zod/ Hymen/ Addict/ Black Monolith
http://fanny.gabber.org

XANOPTICON (current breakcore cyber-hunk)
Hymen/ Peaceoff/ Tigerbeat6
www.rhinoplex.org/xanopticon

DURAN DURAN DURAN (washed up breakcore cyber-hunk)
Irritant/ Omeko/ Advanced Idea Mechanics
www.rhinoplex.org/edflis

MECONIUM aka AMERICAN TRASH (breakcore cyber-hunk hater)
No Room for Talent Records
www.noroomfortalent.com

Also Featuring:
PALE (too young to be a cyber-hunk)
Sonic Terror Recordings
www.twentyknives.com

SCREAMERCLAUZ (gabber-meister)
Deadly Productions Records
www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com

Friday, September 19th
$5
ALL AGES
8p.m.
193 Hamilton St.
New Brunswick, NJ
08901

most importanly featuring - keg of pabst, keg of molson ice!

So there you have it! Everybody should come!


"3 Steps Ahead/Parties"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, August 29th, 2003 4:32 PM
ScreamerClauz: First off, DPR would like to say RIP to 3 Steps Ahead who just died recently, though we never knew him personally we are fans of his work. Me & Homie used to rock out to Cloud 9 & Wanna Have Sex over and over again.

In more cheerful news, I will be attending THE GREAT OUTDOORS 2 on Saturday August 30th. Go to http://geocities.com/snooty5000/ for more info. I'm not sure if I will be attending the after party or not, we'll see what kind of mood I am in. At the second it seems that I am the only one from DPR attending, though I heard Fuzzkilla is coming home for a visit this weekend and might come with me. I will be handing out copies of my "There Is Violence Among Us" mix, if you have been to lazy to download the mix come find me and get one, I only have about 20 though.

I am also thinking of attending my good friend Machine's (Seen getting his head kicked off in my music video) Friendster party on Sunday August 31st. I'm not positive if I am going, but it is most likly that I will be. I'm might try to drag Paul Pfeiffer with me too, but once again nothing is final. Thats all I have to say for now, if you see me feel free to talk to me, I'll be the crazy jesus looking guy in the red & black stripped hat.


"New Goal/New MP3's"

By ScreamerClauz. Saturday, August 24th, 2003 7:34 PM
ScreamerClauz: Ok people, I have a new goal that I MUST complete. Here's what I want to do, I want to spin at a rave in Salem, MA on October 31st, 2003 also known as HALLOWEEN! I don't know why I want to do this, all I know is that I REALLY want to do this! It just seems like something really cool to do and Halloween has kind of been boring the last few years (considering I watch horror movies year round, I'm to old to trick or treat, I live in the middle of nowhere so no one really comes trick or treating out here so I can't scare them or anything) so I wanna do something special! And after some thinking, I thought "Hey, alot of people go to Salem for Halloween, maybe I can spin a rave out there on Halloween night!." I'm gonna put together a special Halloween set (though I guess it wouldn't differ to much from my regular sets....). So what do you guys recommend? anyone know any production companies out there? Is Salem even a big enough town to setup a rave in? Are there any other DJ's that would maybe be interested in a playing a party on that date out there? Help me out here! Help me complete my new goal people! Contact me at screamerclauz@deadlyproductionsrecords.com. with ANY info that you may be able to provide!!!

In other News, Section 42 sent me links to a bunch of new MP3's, check the downloads section to download them.


"Friendster/Music Video"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday, August 20th, 2003 6:05 PM
ScreamerClauz: After a bunch of people bothering me, I finally joined Friendster. The whole thing confuses and scares me but my profile thing is http://www.friendster.com/user.jsp?id=1705521 so be my friends and crap.

The music video is getting mixed reviews, some people think it's too disturbing, other people think it's funny, other people think it's insane, then other people think it's too fucking big and don't feel like waiting for it to load, all and all I'm happy with reactions so far. Thats all I have to say for now.


"Music Video"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday, August 20th, 2003 12:15 AM
ScreamerClauz: Well, I've done it! I've finished the music video! And I think that it turned out great. Sure it's badly drawn and animated, but so what! Theres blood, guts, and everything you can imagine just flying everywhere, it's beautiful. I guess I should warn you though it gets kinda, well graphic. The violence does kind of get out of control and theres some subliminal messages of sex and all sorts of weird shit, so I had to put up a warning, but it's all good. The video is for a track I did called "You Gotta Make Them Stop" which was going to be on the DPR001 vinyl, it still will be if we ever do that, but shit is to crazy right now to get the vinyl together, but someday soon my friends, so day soon! So to view the video click here. You have to option to either stream it or download an EXE and watch the depravity over and over and over again! Now, I started this video back in Feb 2003, but I ran out of people to kill so I started killing celebs, then I started drawing my own characters, but then a new idea hit me, how about I recruit some other crazy mother fuckers to die in my video, so thats what I did. Here is the cast list for the video:

Marvin Masterson
Paul Pfeiffer
ScreamerClauz
Melissa "Melly Mel" Jeanette
Holly Swane
Ashley Monroe
Jayy Longo
Sleepy McFetus
Deadly Demented (Window Man)
Arm In A Bag (Himself)
Leg In A Bag (Herself)
Fuzzkilla
Betty Jones
Sinibyte AKA Edgey
Ben Stiles (Betty's Intestants)
Frank Darko (Skull)
HomieElf
Susan Potterson- Axed Up Girl
Matt Boland
Luka Lisica
ATROA
Kelly Mastaco
The Dead Machine
Dj Slyten
The Orise
RJ11

I can't thank you mother fuckers enough. So everyone enjoy the video. And Freddy Vs Jason fucking ruled! Everyone go see it! GO SEE IT!!! But see my video first.


"I've Been Up All Night And All I Have To Show For It Is...."

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, August 15th, 2003 7:25 AM
ScreamerClauz: Being the fucked up insomniac that I am, I've been up all night. I didn't really do anything constructive, just thought about stuff mostly. I'm not going to go into to detail about what I thought about because noone will understand, I've very complex and mysterious you see..... that and I'm just flate out lazy......don't make kill you. Anyway, during my all night thinkfest I found a coloring book that I fucked with while I was in KY. So I scanned in both drawings and added them to the Coloring Book Desecration section, so go look at them! Speaking of KY it has become offical that I am NOT going to be living that but continueing my adventures in the good old Poconos. Now that I am certain of my location I am going to try and get some booking dates and shit so you can all punch each other in face while I put records on a rotating table, FUN! Anyway, today is Freddy Vs Jason day (I can't stress enough that you fucks need to go see this movie) so I am going to get some sleep to pass the time until I go tonight! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO................DIE


"More Captions/Rant about Wednesdays"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday, August 13th, 2003 11:34 PM
ScreamerClauz: A girl by the name of Samara Voorhees requested (demanded) that I add more captions so being the nice guy that I am, I put some new ones up. Click here to add some stupid comments to stupid pictures. I just want everyone to know that I hate updating on Wednesdays because I can never remember how to spell it and I have to look it up. I should have just waited a few minutes and uploaded it at 12:00 AM Thursday, but I'm impateint........and bad at spelling. Go see Freddy Vs Jason on Friday!


"DJ Mix/Music Video/Jason Voorhees Died For Our Sins: The Tee-Shirt"

By ScreamerClauz. Tuesday, August 11th, 2003 7:00 PM
ScreamerClauz: Holy Mother Fuck Yo. It's been a while since we (I) have done anything on this site. I guess because there really hasn't been much to report, oh well I'm here now and hey, thats all that matters! Anyway, I come baring gifts being the nice fucking guy that I am. First up is 59 minute Speedcore mix by me. I recorded it a few months back but never really did much with it except mail it to some production companies in the KY/Ohio area, but now any of you crazy mother fuckers can download it. It probably could have been mixed better but stop whining, it's fucking free! I call the mix "There Is Violence Among Us". The track list is:

1. Friday The 13th Part VII - Theres A Legend
2. Twiztid - Intro 2
3. Cannibal DJ - The Beyond
4. DJ Tron - Perpetual Greyzkale
5. Siege - Driven
6. Sonic Overkill - Speedcore 4 Info 1
7. Halfbreed - Merry Halloween
8. Aggroman - Captin Dick
9. The Destroyer - Test The DJ
10. Geoff Da Chef - Hardcore Fiend - Info 1
11. Suicide Squad - Ruined
12. Delta 9 - The Hate Tank
13. Nasenbluten - C is for...?
14. Nasenbluten - Cocksucker
15. U.V.C. & DJ Narotic - Industrial Strength
16. Doormouse - Beer
17. Distort 1 - A1
18. F.U.H.D. - Konkrete Jungle
19. The Riotudder - Flame On Da Brain
20. Nasenbluten - Blows T' The Nose
21. Max Death - Eat Shit
22. Cannibal DJ - Cannibal DJ
23. HCM - Speed Metal Gabber
24. Geoff Da Chef - Sledgehammer
25. Nasenbluten - Wagga Wagga Wagga Is Wrong
26. The Shaftman - Shaftman
27. Cunt Hunt - A.K. 47

Download the mix here: http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/MP3/ScreamerClauz - There Is Violence Among Us.mp3
To view more details including the cover I sent out with it click here.

Also, if people on Gabber.org and Raver's Only might have seen a message from me a few months ago about me making a music video and wanting people to kill in it. Well that music video is coming along nicly but I don't know when it will be done, so just check here now and then.

And last but not least I made this:

Go see Freddy Vs Jason on August 15th! FUCKING DO IT!


"ATROA track/ScreamerClauz Lives Where?/Old News"

By ScreamerClauz. Tuesday, July 1st, 2003 6:10 PM
ScreamerClauz: ATROA (make sure you spell it with all caps or else he gets angry and runs and cries in a corner and screams "You don't know me! You never knew me!!! I don't want your life! I'm not like you dad! I'M NOT LIKE YOU!") has made a diss track against L.A.'s Omar Santana called "Cut Throat Bizness" and asked a bunch of hardcore producers/DJ's to be on it with him, one of those being me. Also on the track is DJ Delirium, C.O.A., ScreamerClauz, Mama C, & Terracore Taryn. He didn't have anywhere to host the track so I volunteered our website (cause I'm fucking fresh like that) so download it in the MP3's/downloads section of this mother fucking website. He says that this Friday (July 4th) at Long Island, NY "Blending Formz II (Free Event)" will be the first official debut. He also told me to encourage everyone to download the track and distribute the fuck out of it (I added the fuck out of it part). So download it, give it to people, upload it to your websites, stick on Kazaa, do what ever! For more information on ATROA (notice the caps again) check out http://www.atroasfury.com The track will be put on vinyl eventually, hopefully it'll be easier for him and the world won't fuck him up the ass like the world does to us.

Speaking of the world fucking people in the ass, things between me and Homie moving into together didn't work out as planned, so I was going to move in with my girlfriend (EX?) who lives down there as well, but now it seems that things aren't working about between me and her either, so I guess I'm staying in the Pocono's, at least for a while, but watch now that I announced it something will happen and I will move to KY, then I'll be contradicted, cause thats the way the world works. haha oh well! I'm not going to bother updating the DJ's or FAQ section yet because I really have no idea what's going on, Just thought I'd let everyone know I'm going to be here for a while at least. And last but not least the news page started to look a little crowded so I moved everything from 2002 to the Old News section. That is all for now, now go download the fucking track!


"Happy Friday The 13th"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, June 13th, 2003 7:39 PM
ScreamerClauz: Today is Friday The 13th, and I relised today that DPR should be doing something special for Friday The 13th, considering I've been obsessed with movies since I was 10. But unfortunatly there is time today, but iu promise NEXT Friday The 13Th we will do something fresh as fuck to celebrate my heros birthday! I wanted to go to Voorhees, NJ (which, on a small side note, is right next to Haddonfield, which is the name of the town that Halloween takes place in) to pick up some Ebay shit like I usually do but I couldn't today cause my crazy uncle went to the casio (Bastard!) but anyway, there is only 2 more Months until Freddy Vs Jason! Freddy is fresh as fuck as well and I acutally got into him a few years before Jason, but I still hope Jason wins, even though he isn't being played by kane hodder. So I urge you fucks to either rent the movies, buy the movies or watch the marathon on The New TNN cause Jason movies rule! I already own them all but I feel like watching the TV versions because TV censorship always makes me laugh. Anyway, this post is long and pointless so I am going to end it with:


"ScreamerClauz Sighting/Vinyl/CD"

By ScreamerClauz. Saterday, June 7th, 2003 2:45 PM
ScreamerClauz: Welly Welly Well, I was going about my everyday boring life and was looking through some pictures from various raves, and found a picture of me. I actually remember the guy taking it, but couldn't figure out what website it was going to go on, but it turns out he works for Raver's Only any way, heres the picture: http://www.raversonly.com/pictures/_s5ap4/045.asp

I guess everyone is wondering about the DPR vinyl (or not, most likly not) but we are having problems with the pressing plants and all that crap, hopefully it'll all be worked out shortly. But in the mean time we are putting together a CD (A real CD, not just a CDR) that will be for sale on the website and possibly try to get some into local stores and webstores and shit. The CD will feature ScreamerClauz, Homie Elf, Paul Pfeiffer, Fuzzkilla, Section 42, Sleep Deprevation, & Cotton Ponies. There will be all new tracks and 1 or 2 from the up coming vinyl. It should be out in the next coming weeks, so get your money together and buy some, motha fuckas.


"Captions/Sleep Deprevation = Jay & Silent Bob/More Website Shiznit"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, June 1th, 2003 4:00 PM
ScreamerClauz: Well I've done it again, I've constructed another useless but fun section called Captions basically we show you pictures and make funny comments, and then you can add your own! Thats right, it was coded in PHP so that you can add one of your own and have it instantly added. So go there and add some funny shit, fuckers. In other "news" I have decided to add something funny that happened back in March........ I'm fucking slow leave me alone! My girlfriend is in this Star Wars fan club thing where they have meetings and do Star Wars type stuff and stuff. Well me and Homie went to one of them at this laser tag place (I capped mad motha fuckas, yo) and met all the other members (haha, "member") then when we came home we checked to message board to see if anyone said anything about us, and 1 person did! His name is Austin, and this is what he had to say:

Hey guys, sorry I didnt really get a chance to say bye, me & john just kinda threw our stuff away and left. I had a great time today(regardless of the fact that I got ranked 1st, which then was bashed by the little Ewokling who got 1st) ScreamerClauz and HomieElf are pretty cool;(did Jay & Bob come to mind for anyone else?) and it was good to meet DarthCross, I swear I know him from somewhere(was he at ConGlom)? anyway, it was a good day.

I changed our names, he said our real ones in the post, why did I edit them you may ask? Well, then the mystery of what our real names are is over! Now you can keep guessing...... even though most of you don't care........ shut! Anyway, it wasn't anything great, but I thought it was really funny that he compared us to Jay & Bob, which I guess I guess is true considering I have long hair and where the same kind of hat and am always yelling and carrying on about something, while homie just stands there smoking cigarettes. I have added it the Sightings section. I have also added new Quotes & Search Strings. So go look at everything, Fuckers.


"Happy Birthday To Paul Pfieffer"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, May 17th, 2003 10:24 PM
ScreamerClauz: Everyone send Paul Pfeiffer Happy Birthday emails and instant messages, cause his was the day before mine. He's May 13th & I'm May 14th, fucking amazing isn't it? ISN'T IT??? Anyway, you have your task, now do what your told! Thats right, I went there


" HAPPY BIRTHDAY SCREAMER!!! "

By Paul Pfeiffer. FRIDAY MAY 16th 2:51 am
Paul Pfeiffer: Everyone e mail and instant message SCREAMERCLAUZ and wish him a happy belated birthday! I should've posted his before his birthday but what's a birthday wish on time? It's irresponsible, that's what it is.


" SONG POLL! "

By Homie Elf. 5/13/2003 11:05 A.M.
Homie Elf: Hey i have added a poll for you all to see what your fave dpr Song is well here it is so vote :-D
DPR SONGS
What is your Fav DPR Song?¿

ScreamerClauz - Jason Voorhees Died For Our Sins
HomieElf-No Escape
ScreamerClauz - Maniac
DJ Rockem Sockem Robots - The Goal Is To Knock The Other Robots Head Off, Yo
Fuzzkilla - Issued4c
ScreamerClauz - He's Going To Kill Us
Sleep Deprevation - School In Summer Time
Sleep Deprevation - A Bunch Of Fucking Speed
Section 42 - Termination (MGK)
Homieelf-Spyder Song



View Results
email me at HOMIEELF


" Breaks and Skates! "

By Homie Elf. 5/12/2003 9:22 P.M.
Homie Elf: I would like to thank the people at alkaline-records.com for having that party out in the skate park on May/11/2003 it was a blast. i would like to thank all the DJ'S that got a cd from me and also everyone that got a cd for supporting DPR. I would like to say that all the DJ's were great and i really thought that the http://www.drumnbasstv.com were real nice and i hope that i can see you all again soon. email me at HOMIEELF


"Sending Homie To A Rave/The Life Of ScreamerClauz"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, May 9th, 2003 1:15 AM
ScreamerClauz: Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllo. I am sending HomieElf to a rave in Louisville, KY with a stack of DPR CD's to hand out. Here is the info for the rave:

Breaks and Skates May 11th, 2003
Louisville, KY
Louisville Skate Park
12pm - 9 Pm
FREE ALL day long...

Flyers:

Front
Back

I would list the DJ's and what not but well.....I just don't feel like it, go to http://aliensquad.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=727&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0 for more info, I think you have to sign up or some shit though. Anyway if you are attending this rave, put down the fucking house CD and pick up an insane DPR speedcore CD for FREE! Artists include: ScreamerClauz (Unreleased Material!), HomieElf (Unreleased Material!), Cotton Ponies (Unreleased Material!), Sleep Deprevation, & Section 42.

Anyway, I would be attending as well but I am back in PA at the momment wrapping some shit up and taking care of business (everyday...... I know that was corny, FUCK OFF!) but I should be back in the KY by like early June.................hopefully . Ok, thats all I have to say to you people, so I am leaving now, I've been pretty board latly, so I might start making some new pointless sections, so be on the look out.


"Everyone Loves ScreamerClauz"

By ScreamerClauz. Thursday, April 19th, 2003 12:16 AM
ScreamerClauz: Someone by the name of Twal Magritte sent me a nice email about our Are You An Abductee Or Star Person? section today, I won't post the email because they said some stuff that I guess could be considered private, but anyway they also sent a picture that they said looks like me.... so here it is (click to enlarge):

So uh yeah, if anyone else wants to draw pictures of me or other DPR members email them to screamerclauz@deadlyproductionsrecords.com and maybe we'll start another stupid pointless section. Wow I was WAY to nice and calm in this update, so now I must say: Fuck cunt ass cock shit mother fucker, DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Ok now I feel better. DIE


"Favor For Chris/DPR Location Updates"

By ScreamerClauz. Thursday, April 10th, 2003 7:15 PM
ScreamerClauz: First things first, My friend Chris is throwing a Breakbeat party in Philly, no hardcore but he asked me to pass the link along anyway, and being the nice mother fucker that I am, here is the link: http://www.breakdance.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=8224 so go check that out.

Now I must inform you all about some other shit thats been going on with DPR. As many of you might have read in the news section, for the past month or so I have been in KY visting HomieElf. But something I have no informed you people about is that..... I have now decided to move here. That's right, I am moving to KY and taking DPR with me. Why you may ask? Fuck off, I have my reasons! Stop complaining, this means more Sleep Deprevation stuff. I am basically moved in already, I still have some stuff in PA I have to take care of, but nothing serious that I need to do now. What does this mean for DPR? Well since I basically run it, all it means is that the main location is now Louisville Ky, not The Poconos, PA. Thats really about it, we're not dumping any artists or DJs or anything, just changing locations. What about the other DPR Artists/DJ's in the Poconos? Well Psycloptic Avenger (Thwag) has been missing in action for the past 2 years, and then theres the Cotton Ponies, which brings me to my next announcement. Fuzzkilla has joined the Marines, he left in mid-march. He is currently in basic training, we are not sure if he will be sent to Iraq or not, but we are hoping he doesn't have to go. We all wish him the best, hopefully when he comes back he will get back into the groove of hardcore producing. But until then we have PLENTY of Fuzzkilla tracks to go around and the Cotton Ponies will continue to be a major part of DPR.

Since my location has changed we don't really have many production company connections/friends. So if you are some where near us in KY, IN, OH or some shit, hit me up with an email so we can get something going. Email: screamerclauz@deadlyproductionsrecords.com. I have updated the DJ's page & FAQ page as well to fit with the new location. So uh yeah, get on with your lives.


" DOWNLOAD UPDATE! "

By Homie Elf. 3/28/2003 7:44 P.M.
Homie Elf: I HAVE ALSO MADE A NEW SONG AND IT IS NOW ON OUR DOWNLOAD SECTION. CHECK IT OUT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF IT. YOU CAN CONTACT ME BY EMAIL OR AIM MY EMAIL IS homieelf@deadlyproductionsrecords.com AND MY AIM NAME IS---> HOMIEELF.


"New MP3, Winamp Skin & Jayy"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday, March 26th, 2003 3:50 AM
ScreamerClauz: Wow, bet you didn't expect to here from me again so soon, but here I am! Today I bring more gifts from above, or below, which ever you prefer. We now have a Section 42 MP3 in our Downloads section. Also in the Downloads section is a fresh ass DPR winamp skin which I have made, it's nice a bloody, so go fucking download it! And last but no least, my good friend Jayy sent this picture to me to show me his "Ghetto Band-Aid" made out of priority mail tape and insisted I put it up, so uumm, here it is! Click on the image to make it bigger. You can see what Jayy does with his life by going to http://www.ashleymonroe.com


"Major Mo'Fuckin Updates, Sucka!"

By ScreamerClauz. Tuesday, March 25th, 2003 2:35 AM
ScreamerClauz: Wow, where to begin, a whole fuck load of shit has been updated! For one, we now have a no frames version for all you crazy Mac used that has no frames or javascript or any of that other shit (it still looks fresh as fuck). I would like to thank my dearest Melly Mel for being my test dummy :). Click Here to check that shiznit out! So as if that wasn't enough, we now have a fuckload of MP3's to the Downloads section, so go and listen to that shit because it's the greatest works of art you'll ever hear, EVER I SAY! EVER!!!!!!!! You may also notice some other design changes, if you havn't noticed well then I guess this is your first time here, so welcome and shit. We also have 2 new artists! They are DJ Rockem Sockem Robots & DJ Lucio Fulci They are both fresh as fuck so that is why they were added to our label, because we only support freshness.... yo [/gangsta mode off]. There is a DJ Rockem Sockem Robots track up in the Downloads section, nothing from Fulci yet, but hey, he's a dead horror movie director, give the mother fucker a break. There has also been a few more things added to the Odd Shit section, theres still more that needs to be put up in there, but I havn't gotten to it yet. My next step is fixing the Flash Version and that update shall be done in the next few days hopefully. Now view the site in all it's glory, fucker. So until next time, Do Yourself a Favor & Punch A Raver! (Thanks Doormouse)


"Netscape Version"

By ScreamerClauz. Saturday, March 15th, 2003 6:35 AM
ScreamerClauz: Alot of people using Netscape & macs have been complaining that the website wouldn't load, well we fixed the netscape problem, from now on use http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com/netscape.html instead of the normal text or flash version. We still havn't fixed the mac issue yet, so if you know any mac user that can help solve this problem, please email me at screamerclauz@deadlyproductionsrecords.com thanks


" INFO AND DOWNLOAD UPDATE! "

By Homie Elf. 3/10/2003 5:37 P.M.
Homie Elf: JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW I HAVE UPDATED MY INFO. I AM GETTING BACK ON MY FEET AND WORKIN AGAIN. YOU CAN CONTACT ME BY EMAIL OR AIM MY EMAIL IS homieelf@deadlyproductionsrecords.com AND MY AIM NAME IS---> HOMIEELF. I HAVE ALSO MADE A NEW SONG AND IT IS NOW ON OUR DOWNLOAD SECTION. CHECK IT OUT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF IT.


" THE GOOD OLD SCREAMERCLAUZ LESSON "

By Homie Elf. 3/6/2003 2:52 A.M.
Homie Elf: OK SINCE SCREAMERCLAUZ HAS BEEN IN THE OLD KY HE HAS SHOWED ME THE LIGHT OF SPENDING ALL MY MONEY YET AGAIN. I HAVE BOUGHT MORE RECORDS. I AM GONNA BE ACUALLY SPINNING FOR THE MONTH THAT HE IS HERE, SO THAT I CAN PLAY AT A RAVE. BUT WE ALL KNOW THAT I AM TO DAMN LAZY SO I WILL JUST LEARN HOW TO SPIN AND PRETEND THAT I AM DOING SOMETHING. WELL I HOPE TO MAKE MORE MUSIC FOR ALL YOU GROOOOOOOVY PEOPLE OUT THERE IN DPR LAND. YOU CAN NOW TALK TO ME AT WWW.GABBER.ORG OR http://pub115.ezboard.com/fraversonlymessagecenterfrm136. SINCE I AM ALWAYS ON THEM NOW THANKS TO SCREAMERCLAUZ.


"Dropping Motha Fuckas On The Way To Delray....eer.... Kentucky"

By ScreamerClauz. Tuesday February 25th, 2003 12:37 AM
ScreamerClauz: It's vacation time for ScreamerClauz, this sunday (March 2nd) I am going down to visit my good friend Homie Elf for about a month, why you may ask? Fuck off, I don't have to answer shit! You can probably expect new Sleep Deprevation tracks though, so shut your mouth and be happy! Cunts. I am also gonna see about playing a gig down there, I was gonna start going around to production companies from PA/NJ and all those people to see about some gigs, but then I decided I need vacation from the 3 feet of snow and the insanity of my everyday life in the Poconos, so instead I'll see about getting some bookings in KY and then when I get back start getting some bookings around here. I will be in sheperdsville, KY so if you are from a production company that is somewhere near there and would like some crazy ScreamerClauz core email me at screamerclauz@deadlyproductionsrecords.com and we'll work it out and shit. I'll most likely be updating from there through the month, so until next time I return....uuhhh. do something with your lives.


"Those Crazy Cotton Ponies"

By ScreamerClauz. Tuesday February 11th, 2003 4:00 AM
ScreamerClauz: I don't know what those crazy cotton ponies are up to but they finally got around to updating their Bio section and put a new logo and threat in the Deep Down CP section, so go read them.


"New Artist"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday February 09th, 2003 6:27 PM
ScreamerClauz: Hey all your groovy cats out there in internet land, DPR has just gotten a new artist. Who is it you may ask? It is none other then my good friend Miguel Sanchez from the UK. His projects name is "Section 42". Miguel mailed me a demo CD in the mail and after I got done cleaning the jizmack out of my underwear, I said "DPR should pick this crazy mother fucker up" and then we did, and here we are today. Section 42 is the first none American DPR artist, but will not be the last...... or at least I don't think so. Anyway, check out the Section 42 section for more information about his crazy ass. Note To Flash Version Users: because of one of the many computer crashes I've undergone in the past few months I am having trouble finding the original flash file to edit, so Section 42 will NOT show up in the flash artist section until I correct that problem. So please don't kill your self looking for him, just use this link for right now and be happy


" NEW COTTON PONIES TRACKS... "

By Paul Pfeiffer. THURSDAY FEBRUARY 6th, 2003 3:25 PM
Paul Pfeiffer: The Cotton Ponies have completed two new tracks...some wicked NU-STYLE hardcore.... which are going to be released on the forthcoming Deadly Productions Records vinyl...along with fuzzkilla's experimental favorite A2...Fuzzkilla is hard at work on new tracks and well...i'm taking a break for a while...


"New Sections/Screamer Girl"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday January 29th, 2003 3:56 PM
ScreamerClauz: Since we strive to be the most entertaining Gabber website known to man, many new sections added today! Heres what you get: Business Cards & Flyers (including a fun story about the flyer!), Coloring Book Desecration (in which we take childrens coloring books and desecrate them with our craziness), Odd Shit, & Funny Search Strings! In other news, I was searching for more DPR sightings on google, and I found this: http://thescreamergirl.com/ thats right, her name is "The Screamer Girl" so I was like "Wow, I"m ScreamerClauz, maybe she's just like me!" But then I found out she's some 36 year old from Oregon who writes poetry and whines about life, so she's not fresh as hell like me, I am the only true Screamer, Fuck everyone else. Now go look through our siteand stuff


"T-800/Vinyl News"

By ScreamerClauz. Monday January 13th, 2003 2:58 AM
ScreamerClauz: New MP3 added today by T-800 (Cotton Ponies Member) called "HaPPeeee" and it's crazy experimental hardcore stuff, so go listen to it in the Downloads section, fucker. In other news, we are getting close to the first DPR Vinyl! We have the money pretty much together and we have set the deadline of January 31st for us to decide which tracks will be on it. Artists on this vinyl are: ScreamerClauz, Homie Elf, Sleep Deprevation, Fuzzkilla/T-800, & Paul Pfeiffer. After the tracks are picked we have to mail it to find a distributer (which will not take long) and then order the records, so we figure that this can all be completed by end of Febuary, so get prepared to open your wallet up and buy the shit, because it's going to be FRRRREEEEESSSSHHHHH. Now go download stuff until then.


"Jason Voorhees Died For Our Sins"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday January 10th, 2003 5:35 AM
ScreamerClauz: I decided that since the Xmas songs are gone and seemed to be popular (over 50 downloads each in the month of December!) that we are going to start uploading more MP3's, plus MP3.com gets fucking stupidier everyday, so here ya go! click the downloads section to download ScreamerClauz - Jason Voorhees Died For Our Sins. It is basically a dedication to my good friend Jason Voorhees, we grew up together and used to frolic through feilds and play kick ball............plus he wears a hockey mask and kills people so you gotta love him, just download the fucking thing


"Rock The Vote"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday January 7th, 2003 5:54 AM
ScreamerClauz: I've decided to add our crazy little website to all those top site things, where people vote and stuff. So please click Here To excise your right to vote!


"New Sensless Sections"

By ScreamerClauz. Saturday December 30th, 2002 1:08 AM
ScreamerClauz: In my bordem, I have created 3 new sections on the wonderful DPR website! They are: FAQ, Quotes, & DPR sightings. So go to Other Shit section to view them! Now go fucker!


"New Years"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday January 1st, 2003 12:54 AM
ScreamerClauz: HAPPY NEWS YEARS FUCKERS! From Deadly Productions Records. We have a feeling 2003 will be the biggest year D.P.R. Ever had, so keep coming to this website and checking up on us! and remember, 11:59 tomorrow, the Ax-Mess MP3's go down!


"New Sensless Sections"

By ScreamerClauz. Saturday December 30th, 2002 1:08 AM
ScreamerClauz: In my bordem, I have created 3 new sections on the wonderful DPR website! They are: FAQ, Quotes, & DPR sightings. So go to Other Shit section to view them! Now go fucker!


"Happy Holidays"

By ScreamerClauz. Saturday December 28th, 2002 2:09 AM
ScreamerClauz: Happy Holidays From Everyone At Deadly Productions Records! Sorry for the delay, but I've been busy with the holidays and stuff. In other news, on January 2nd 2003 the Ax- Mess MP3's will go down and not be reuploaded. You will how ever be able to buy them (and possibaly a few more) on a special DPR vinyl next year! So if you have hesitated to get these MP3's, you better get them soon because you only have a few more days! The only way you'll be able to get them is by attempting to find them on sharing programs, which according to my research aren't on any! So basically all I'm saying is DOWNLOAD THE MP3'S FUCKERS! DON'T MISS YOUR CHANCE TO GET THE BEST HOLIDAY MU-SICK EVER MADE!


"Even More Merry Ax-Mess"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday December 4th, 2002 7:22 PM
ScreamerClauz: First Christmas track of December! This time it's a fun family track called "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus" children probably shouldn't listen to it since it has some nasty samples, but children shouldn't be on this website anyway! But, to follow what the law says and to keep our asses safe: you must be 18 or older to listen to this song, if you are under age please do not download it, blah blah blah. Personally I don't give a fuck how old you are, me telling you not to download it isn't gonna stop ya, but you have been warned! go to Xmas Section to download that shiznit! Merry Fucking Ax-Mess!


"More Merry Ax-Mess"

By ScreamerClauz & Paul Pfeiffer. Tuesday November 19th, 3:01 AM
ScreamerClauz: Hey. We just made a new track for Merry Ax-Mess called "Disemember 25th" It is a crazy fresh track, go download it now! It's in the Ax-Mess Section Paul Pfeiffer would like to say stuff.

Paul Pfeiffer: Hi. This is my first attempt at producing in a long while. Planning on releasing a four track as well as a mix cd very soon. More news as it happens. -PAUL


"Merry Ax-Mess"

By ScreamerClauz. Tuesday November 12th, 2002 12:00 AM
ScreamerClauz: To get into The holiday spirit, we are doing some cool shit! 1. We are putting up some X-mas decorations (as you may have noticed) 2. We are releasing a Web only set of Holiday MP3's until New Years Day! Click Here to check them out.


"Thanks/Another Rave"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, October 25, 2002 7:20 AM
ScreamerClauz: Paul Pfeiffer and Myself would like to thank the whole Allentown crew, we had a good time and got to meet some fresh ass people. In other news, Me & The Cotton Ponies will be attending Sympty Productions "Sympty 5 Year Anniversary" party at NYC's Premiere Sports Entertainment Complex in Bronx, NY. We will be bringing free CD's so come find us and say "Give me a fucking CD!" and we'll give you one and stuff. Ok I've been up all night, time for sleep because I gotta get up at 1 and go to NJ.


"Private Rave"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday, October 23rd, 2002 3:52 PM
ScreamerClauz: DPR has been invited to a private rave in Allentown tonight and Paul Pfeiffer and myself will be attending it, we didn't find out about it til yesterday so there was no time to make CD's or anything, but if your going still come and say whats up to us and stuff.


".com! Plus changes in DPR"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday, October 16th, 2002 5:29 AM
ScreamerClauz: Well, I finally broke down and did, I bought http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com! Which, if your seeing this means your already on the site! We can now expand our site to do things that weren't possible to do with geocities and tripod (like, pretty much anything we want!) We have more webspace, bandwidth, less restrictions (basically we can do what ever the fuck we want as long as we don't have child porn), and bunch of other crazy fresh shit. I've spent the last 15 hours or so moving everything over to here, fixing the HTML, updatng the flash and all that stuff, so I'm a little worn out. But within the next few days we're going to be adding some new features and bunch of other fun shit for you to do on our crazy little website. With the ownership of this .com a few new changes are going to be taking place with DPR. For one DPR will only be open to Gabber (all forms), Drum & Bass (all forms), & Breakbeat. We will not accept any trance, House, GOA or any of that crap any more. When Homie & myself started this record label we were going to accept all forms of electronic music, but fuck that, I don't want to be grouped in with trance and house proformers. Not to say that your not allowd to do a few songs in that style like homie has, you just have to be at least 90% Gabber, DNB, and/or breatbeat. Luckily we didn't have any artists who does other type of music (other then Psycloptic Avenger, but hasn't done anything for our label anyway!) so we don't have to kick anyone out. Another change is that we are going to start releasing shit! We are working on our first vinyl EP right now, but we need an artist or 2 to join up with us. You are going to have to put up a share of the $$$ to go into this with us, but you also get a % of the records to do what ever you want with them! Because if we only pay for a small portion to be pressed then even if we sell them all it won't even cover our cost, so we have to buy either 500 or 1000 to make a nice profeit. From our research, the best pressing prices we have found are 500 for $1500 or 1000 for $2000, the prices include mastering, labeling (1 color paper, 1 color ink), card board jackets (black or orange), applying (meaning putting the stickers on and sliping them into the jackets), and everything we need. So if anyone is interested hit me with an email at screamerclauz@deadlyproductionsrecords.com. For this release we are only interested in Gabber/speedcore/terrorcore ect. We are also applying for our UPC license so we can start putting bar codes and stuff on CD's which will also be pressing (professonally, not CD-rs) in the near future so we can sell them in retail stores and shit. We are also looking for new artists to join, the join section hasn't been completed yet, so if your interested in joining, email me at screamerclauz@deadlyproductionsrecords.com and no, joining doesn't require to be a part of the vinyl/cd production. check back often for more new and exciting updates! And anyone who was kind enough to link to us, please update your links to http://www.deadlyproductionsrecords.com THANKS!


"Jayy Longo"

By ScreamerClauz. Monday, September 23th, 2002 4:45 PM
ScreamerClauz: To Jayy Longo: Happy Birthday Mutha Fucka! Have fun at the strip club, although it's not your first time there so it's really no big deal, but shut the fuck up and have fun anyway! Cock sucker. Maybe if you slip them an extra $20 down there panties, they'll let ya slip something else into something else, you never know. Just remember, there are many strippers in the world, but none of them are worth more the $1! Happy fucking Birthday. From ScreamerClauz P.S. I hope someone pays the $80 to have your bitch ass dragged on stage and molested!


"Sleep Deprevation MP3's/Where I am"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, September 20th, 2002 4:23 PM
ScreamerClauz: 2 New Sleep Deprevation MP3's have been added to http://www.mp3.com/sleepdeprevation from the new album "The Return Of The New" due to be out someday when we open a fucking store. Oh, and if anyone has been looking for me for the last few weeks (all 0 of you) I have been in NJ doing stuff, I'll be back some day, but I don't know when. So yeah, go listen to the MP3's!


"Rave Was Cancelled, Fun Compouter Story"

By ScreamerClauz. Monday, September 9th, 2002 10:21 AM
ScreamerClauz: Well, it seems that the rave on saturday was canceled, so I made @3 god damn CD's for nothing! Oh well, I guess I won't have to make them when it comes time for the next rave. So basically The Cotton Ponies, our friend Tom and myself played with my turntables and watched Divx TV shows until 3 AM, so I still had fun and stuff. But then I awoke the next day and attempted to put in a second video card in my PCI slot so i can capture divx movies better, I also have an AGP slot with a different video card in it so my attempt was to run 2 video cards at 1 time, which is a pretty standard operation (or so I thought), about 1 hour later I had both of them running fine. But then I notcied something, only 1 of my hard drives was dectecting (the one with all my divx and mp3's was missing), So I turn it off, start looking around for loose plugs, ECT. nothing found. so I take the drive completly out and start switching the slave and master settings and putting them on different cables and all that fun shit. nothing. I then start noticing this very quet CLICK CLICK sound coming from the computer. Is there a disk in the A:/ drive? nope. Is there a disc in either CD Rom drives? Nope. Is there a disk in the Zip drive (which isn't even plugged in at this point)? nope. Is it coming from the hard drive? YES!!!! Many, many screams and curses take place as I relize that I have just once again lost my entire collection of Divx and MP3'S. A collection that was just starting to rebuild from the last harddrive crisis. So I pop that hard drive out, put it aside for later screaming and start the computer back up. Whats this now? Windows XP froze loading up. Not thinking anything of it I restart it. Frozen. Try again, still frozen. After about 15 minutes of restarting, i relize, my fucking windows XP is broken now. Great. I go into safe mode to run norton system works, but norton can't be run in safe mode. Great. I use system restore and set the system back to it's setting that was working a few days. Still frozen. Try setting it back even more. Nothing. Finally frustated beyond comprehension it occurs to me that my Windows XP CD as a repair install feature for just this type of problem! After an hour or so of searching I finally uncover the CD in the bottom of one my dresser draws. I pop it in and what do you know, the repair feature isn't even there, I must have really fucked something up. So i decided to just install XP again, the worse thing that will happen is that I will have to download all the crical updates again on piece of shit 56k connection. Why do I have a 56k connection and not a real connection you might ask? Well, it seems that since I have a PO Box and not a house number/mail box (my communtiy doesn't have mail service if you can believe that) they can't find my house on the map, so no one offers service to this area, 2 miles down the road however has service, fucking cocks. anyway, I proceed to install Windows XP, about 75% into the install the computer locks up, thinking it's one of those many stupid computer problems, I restart. Freezes in the exact spor again. I take the CD out and notice this small hole in the center of the CD. More screaming and cursing takes place. It is now 12 AM and there is no one awak to lend me an XP CD to fix my shit. I decided to just go to sleep and worry about it in the morning. Morning comes (about 6 am for some stupid fucking reason) and I am still awake and pissed off (mostly about losing my Invader Zim episodes because that is one of the best shows ever made!) then I remember that my moms friends has a shit load of computer stuff stored in my garage, so I go there to search for an XP CD. It seems this guy really likes Office 97 because I found about 25 fucking copies, and I don't mean CD-R copies, I mean full regestered store bought copies. Mixed in with the colony of Office 97 CD's is about another 10 Windows 98 CD's, 15 Windows 95 CD's, A collection of country music, and bunch of racing and hunting games. But no windows XP. Pissed off once again I venture back into the house waiting for someone that I know has an XP CD to come online, so far none of them are anywhere to be found. And thats my story so far, hope you enjoyed. The main moral of this story is, don't ever get involved with computers, just use them for email and porn and you'll be fine, it's when you start using thenm for everything is when everything goes wrong. Because of this, I am stuck on this old 133 mghz, 64mb ram, peice of crap 5 year old computer that is stuggling to keep up with these words as I type them, THANK YOU MICROSOFT FOR YEARS OF QUALITY SERVICE AND FANTASTIC PRODUCTS!!!


"Homie Elf MP3's"

By ScreamerClauz. Monday, September 2nd, 2002 4:53 PM
ScreamerClauz: I forgot to mention this, but about 2 weeks ago Homie opened his own mp3.com account, it is http://www.mp3.com/homieelf don't forget to check us out at the rave on saturday!


"No Way Out Rave"

By ScreamerClauz. Monday, September 2nd, 2002 4:53 PM
ScreamerClauz:Hey, It's the one and only S to tha Z, ............or something. Any way, The Cotton Ponies & Myself will be attending NYWO's "No Way Out" on Saturday, September 7th in Allentown PA. And as always a fabulous DPR CD will be free to all who deserve it! Or want it, which ever comes first. This CD will be different then the ones at the previous raves because it has a few new and Unreleased tracks! I'm also making 10 Cotton Ponies CD's for some reason that I have not been informed why, all I know is that I am making them, If they are handing them out or anything, I do not know. The only thing that I do know is that they put me in charge of making a cover for them, so I took a tampon, covered it in fake blood, throw it in my toliet and took a picture, so that is now the cover, hope you enjoy it!


"Turn Tables, Rave"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, August 23rd, 2002 3:26 PM
Whats up, welll for the last month me and homie were in NJ working hard on a make money quick sceme, and it worked! So we bought our selves turntables and a bunch of records so we are now gonna attempt to start spinning and stuff. In other news, I (ScreamerClauz) will be attending Chemically Unbalanced's "Summer Beats" rave tonight. If you are planning to attend, come and find me for a free CD!


"Rave, Homie, New Sleep Deprevation, Digital 6"

By ScreamerClauz. Monday, July 22nd, 2002 7:25 PM
Hey whats up, well the rave was cool, Delirium ripped shit up! I also got to talk to my friend DJ Syk which was cool because I havn't seen him in a while. We only have 15 CD's but we gave them all out, even got a few to some DJ's! Anyway, it looks like Homie might be moving back to PA! YAY!!! Although he has said that before.... but we'll see what happens. You are probably wondering what happened to the new Sleep Deprevation album, considering I announced it a few months ago. Well, the answer to that question is that it's being reedited. We weren't happy with the way some of the tracks came out. So we are n the process of reediting a few. If you got one of the promo CD's then you got to hear a few rough edits, but those are't the final versions. And last but not least, my good friend Digital 6 is going through some tuff shiznit right now, why don't you all hit him up with an email to cheer him up and stuff. His email address is: azid-mixes-studios@juno.com ok then, bye!


"Better News"

By ScreamerClauz. Thusday, July 18th, 2002 5:52 PM
Things have gotten better, it turns out I backed up everything on Homie Elf's computer, good thinking for me! I'm still missing 2 Simulated The songs though.... But Homie knows somebody who might be able to fix my hard drive, so then everything will be back to normal. In other news, Sleep Deprevation (ScreamerClauz & Homie Elf) will be attending Chemically Unbalanced's rave "Christmas In July" (Friday July, 19th 2002 8 PM - 3 AM) and will be giving out free DPR promo CD's including new & unreleased tracks from Sleep Deprevation, ScreamerClauz, Homie Elf, Simulated The & Cotton Ponies! We are very short on time because I don't get my computer back until tomorrow at 1 PM so they aren't going to have the fun pictures and shit, just a CD and a tracklist, but thats good enough! So if you are planning on going and are reading this, make sure you come hit us up for a CD! See ya there.


"Worst News In The World"

By ScreamerClauz. Monday, July 8th, 2002 11:08 AM
Well, the shit has hit the fan, and not only did it hit the fan, but it caused a fire that burned down the whole state...... figurativly speaking. Both my hard drives have broken, and guess what, Both the new ScreamerClauz Album & the Simulated The album are now GONE. I did not have back ups (Because I'm a fucking retard) and now, it is all gone. The Sleep Deprevation album I do have a back up of, so it is still alright, but I am very, very pissed off about this. The harddrive it self is not broken, just the pins in the back (Don't even ask how that happened) there is a way to get the files onto a new hard drive, but it costs $1,500 - $3,900 in which, I do not have, so iit looks like those songs are either gone forever, or will be gone until the price goes down (And I mean way down) I'm very disappointed, because those music that was lost is probably my best stuff ever, and it's a shame that I cannot share it with you guys, well, I'll see ya later, I'll keep ya updated............


"I Guess I'm "Not" "

By ScreamerClauz. Monday, May 27th, 2002 11:08 AM
Well both Facethejury.com and hotornot.com kicked me off because my picture is obscene. I don't know if it's because of all the blood, or because they have a strict "no pictures in underwear rule". The really strange part is that they say that the sites are strictly "PG" oriented yet you have to be 18 to even view peoples pictures.........thats like saying the movie Toy Story cannot have any sex, violence or bad lanugage but can only be seen by 18 years or older. My real theory is that those websites are run by communists, those basterds, or the real reason is because I was so damn sexy that I made everyone jealous, It wouldn't be the first time my good looks got my into trouble!!!...............................My god I'm delusional


"Am I Hot Or Not?"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, May 24rd, 2002 12:05 AM
hey, I'm back again. I think it's time for me to know if I am hot or not. So i've decided to go on Hot Or Not.com so please vote me a 10 because I'm so fucking sexy and shit. http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=KLHSALE&key=YKB


"New Sleep Deprevation/New Artist/ScreamerClauz & IFX/Thwag #1/New SC Pics/NEw SC Album Progress"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, May 23rd, 2002 11:19 PM
Holy fucking shit, has it really been almost 2 months since I've updated this site? where does the time go? Well first off I'd like to say Happy Birthday to Paul Pfieffer (from Cotton Ponies) whose birthday was May 13th and to myself whose birthday was May 14th. You may have noticed that the monthly shit hasn't been updated, well the truth is.....I've lost interest and I'm far to busy doing other shit. I'll do the song of the month still by adding people to the station but no more write ups and shit. As for the movie of the month, go see Jason X, Star Wars: Episode 2 & Spider-Man because they were all great.

Sorry I havn't updated in forever but I've been sssooooo busy latly with all sorts of projects and shit. So for all three of you that care, here's some new events from DPR:

There is a new Sleep Deprevation album! Yes, you heard correctly. Homie Elf came up for a week long visit and we recorded a bunch of new shit and then filled in the gaps with some older unused songs. The album is called "The Return Of The New" don't ask me what the title means, Homie came up with it and he tried to explain it to me and it just made my head hurt. But anyway, it is a really fucking good album, you'll be pleased with it, it's not as noisey as our other albums and is alot more "structured", with a few exceptions of course. We do not have cover art yet, but here is a tracklisting, all though the order might change and some of the tracks might be renamed at some point before release:

1. Answering Machine Death Threats PT. 1
2. The Return Of The New
3. Talking
4. A Walk Through The Grave Yard
5. It's So Scary Inside
6. Devil With The Bloody Dress On
7. TV
8. Boom Stick
9. Liar
10. School In The Summer Time
11. Answering Machine Death Threats PT. 2
12. The Boogey Man Iz Coming
13. A Fight In The Grave Yard
14. #0-1092
15. A Bunch Of Fucking Noize
16. Hoez B Ridin Hiz Nutz
17. I Guess This Iz A Song¿¿¿
18. A Bunch Of Fucking Speed
19. Chinease
20. Answering Machine Death Threats PT. 3
so be on the look out for a release date! I'll put some tracks on MP3.com in a few days, I'll let ya know when.

We accepted a new artist named Acinonyx in late April, I guess I forgot to mention it, but you can check out his shiznit at http://www.mp3.com/acinonyx

Me and IFX are working on a Battle Gabber mix tape/CD and it is turning out pretty fucking good so far! I'm having a good time working with him, but I'm afraid that I'm going to have to bury him ;) hahaha. It is going to be 2 15 - 20 minute mixes and should be completed some time in the near future.

Thwag made number 1! Thats right, remember that day that the Laziest Fuck Holes On Mars people attacked our guest book? (see old news for full story) well I think I found out why! I was looking through the MP3.com artist ranking and I looked back to March and look what I found!!


HAHAHA! WE FINALLY DID IT! Even if it was for only one day, It was well worth having to delete 4 pages of shit!

New ScreamerClauz picutres. Yupm, I took some new pictures of myself covered in blood, check out the ScreamerClauz artist section to see a few!

ScreamerClauz - Homicide Iz A Form Of Art is coming along nicly, not sure when it is done, but I don't wanna rush it. Well, thats about it for now, so I hope this news was worth the wait!


"New Artist"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, April 9th, 2002 12:41 AM
I know I said I was going to include a song with all my posts, but since this is a small update I won't, so stop your crying. Anyway, we have a new Artist called Intelligence Factor X. So check him out in the artist section or go to http://www.mp3.com/intelligence_factor_ So you go do that while I go do important record company things.......... Like buy DVD's I can't afford.


"Website Update"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, April 1st, 2002 3:01 AM
"I've go a new age girl [Tell us what shes like] I've got a (some big word I can't spell) girl [does she ride a bike?] She has a crystal necklace [she spend alot a cash?] Or drives around reckless [heading for a crash]. Oh her flowing skirt is blowing, in (some big word I can't spell) wind and she wonders with out knowing, where and when to begin. MARRRRRRY MOOOOO shes a vagaterine! Marry moo, marry moo, marry moo, marry moo MARRRRRRY MOOOOO (some long sentace I can't make out) Oh she loves me so, and hates to be alone. She don't eat meat but she sure likes the bone" -New Age Girl, Dead Eye Dick

Hahahah, from now on I'm gonna open every post with some stupid some that pops up on my winamp playlist. Anyway, now that I'm done singing for you heres what I came to tell you, Monthly Fun has been updated for april (thats right, I did it on time!), A New article is in ScreamerClauz' Syk Out and 3 Arguments to the Argue with DPR section. So either sit here listening to me singing one hit wonders or go to another section! Oh yeah, and everyone go to: http://members.tripod.com/~evilbaby/ROTLD.html and do what they tell you because I want a fucking Return Of The Living Dead DVD!!!


"Sleep Deprevation Website Merge"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, March 24th, 2002 2:20 AM
Hey guys whats up, for you Sleep Deprevation fans out there, you may remember our website at http://listen.to/sleepdeprevation, well I decided that it was wasting away over there. So I took all the sections that could still be used and moved them to this website. Most of them are in the Sleep Deprevation Section but a few are on the left menu. So thats it for now, enjoy! R.I.P. http://listen.to/sleepdeprevation


"Where I've Been/Monthly Fun Updates/JRR Butt Fucking Friends/Web Site Problems/New Albums/Webstore/Join"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, March 22nd 2002 4:13 PM
Hey guys, what’s up? I suppose you’ve been wondering where I’ve been (Well, probably not). Well, the whole month of March I was moving into my new house, and now am there, and as an added bonus when I was driving home a few weeks ago, MY FUCKING TIRE FELL OFF!! Yup, as I was driving my right front tire flew off my car, but I am superior to the human race, so I got out with out a scratch on me , damn I’m smooth. So that set me back $1,500 now isn’t that fucking outrageous to put a new tire on? Yes, it is. But, I have returned with new things, Both MP3.com Song On The Month and Movie Of The Month have been updated, late yes, but at least I did it! So check those out.

Also, either JRR (The Laziest Men On Mars) or a few of his butt fucking, cock-gobbling, ass worshipping lovers have been fucking with our guest book. They have been posting really disgusting gay porno of men eating each others shit and fisting each other and people with genital herpes and all this really disgusting shit that only a fucking sick loser would wanna look at. We don’t know if it was JRR or not, but posted in all the messages were pro-JRR/LMOM stuff such as under name it would be "JRR Rules" and on a few posts, they wrote quotes from old email fights I’ve have with him that used to be up on this site, but those were lost when we crashed a while ago so that’s why I think it’s his sick fag porno looking at ass. But I have taken care of it, I was forced to put a block on the guest book so that I have to approve every entrée that goes in there before anyone sees it, yay, just what I wanted to fucking do. But fear not, we are working on some things to get not only JRR back, but also what ever other fucking LMOM fags, I mean fans that wanna step to this, DPR will not go quietly into the night! Also, if you haven’t noticed, this site keeps going down, for some reason geocities is insisting we went over our 3 gig a month bandwidth limit, which I don’t see how that is possible. So to fix that Geocities wants us to pay them like $15 a month, if we had to money to pay for a website, it would not be through geocities, but oh well. But if the problems do continue we will consider moving, yet again.

How about a music update? Haven’t had one of those in a while! I am working on a new album called "Homicide Is A Form Of Art". Included below is a cover of it. This I feel is gonna be a really good album. It’s gonna have a lot of dark, evil and disturbing things on it, but I’ll try to do some more of my funny stuff. Speaking of funny gabber, my new house is across the street from The Psycloptic Avenger! So we are gonna be working on Thwag A LOT more now, so be on the look out for that album. The Cotton Ponies are also working on an album too. This summer we are gonna open a webstore where you can buy all sorts of DPR shit! Included are all 3 Sleep Deprevation Albums, both ScreamerClauz albums and more! We are also gonna release about 4 CD’s worth of all this old school Sleep Deprevation shit I came across the other day! So be on the look out. Within the next 2 weeks, we will also be opening DPR to artists all over the world! That’s right, starting soon, we will be accepting new artists into our little record company we got going here. So now that you have read this novel, I can leave. In the words of L.U. Cipha "I’m out this bitch like abortion"


"Name Change"

By The. Friday, Feb. 15th, 2002 2:42 PM
Hi, because my group name was "the" mp3.com wouldn't let me use any features like linking and stations and stuff, so I have changed my name to "Simulated The" the link is still the same though


"New Sections! And bad News........"

By ScreamerClauz. Tuesday, February 12th 2002 8:25 PM
Guess what! (this is where you say what) DPR now has many new sections! Such as Argue With Us, Movie Of The Movie, ScreamerClauz's Syk Out, Deep Down CP and more! keep your eye out for ever more! Because they is more in the works. Now for the bad news....... We are not going to be able to make it the the Philly rave....... yeah i know it sucks, a funny thing is though, the club that was holding it threatened that if we hand out even 1 CD then we would get a $300 fine and taken to court, HAHAHAHHAHAHA! We really wanted to go and fuck with them but I'm afraid we can't make it down, so we are sorry, but there will be another time, so don't worry! So have with the new sections! alot of them are interactive. Oh and on another note, you may have noticed that the Image Map section is down, we are currently reworking it will get it back up ASAP!


"Droppin a few lines"

By Fuzzkilla. Tuesday, Feb. 12th, 2002 12:48 AM
Yeah so it has been a while since last time I have spoken...and not much has been done with me except for a few new tracks I've worked on...unfortunately Fuzzkilla has to finish his "schooling" and has not had the time to put in. A few plans are set for us "The CP" and DPR. Just a few more meetings with our comrade Screamer and some work on current tracks. For now...enjoy the new DEEP DOWN CP page coming soon.


"New News Section Look"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, Feb. 10th, 2002 10:26 PM
Well then! what do ya think? We are striving to make our page look as fresh as possible, so lets hope this helps, it most likly won't but oh well! at least we tried! look out for more design updates soon, we'll keep ya posted.


"New Tracks And A Fresh Fucking Sweat Shirt"

By ScreamerClauz. Friday, Feb. 08th, 2002 5:08 PM
Whats up people, new tracks up today by ScreamerClauz, Cotton Ponies And of course The. MP3.com is giving me problems when I try to link to The so we're gonna have to try to work that out. On a side note, I have made a fresh ass DPR sweat shirt! See below this update to for pictures. I am also working on a ScreamerClauz Biography for the artist section, I'll keep ya updated on when it is ready. and last but not least, me and the Cotton Ponies are planing a to attend a rave in philly on Sunday, Feb. 17th, we'll keep ya posted on if we can make it, if we can, there will be new samplers that we are giving out!

Click the picture to make it bigger:


< "The Coming of "The""

By The. Sunday, Feb. 8th, 2002 9:33 PM
Um, hi, I'm the new guy around here, I'm just dropping in to say hello and stuff and to tell you my page is up http://www.mp3.com/T_H_E so uuuhh see ya


"I'm BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! With 3 Important Messages"

By ScreamerClauz. Thursday, January 24th, 2002 6:25 PM
Look whose back from the dead! No not fucking Elvis, ME! I know I havn't been around latly, ok more liek 3 months but i'm a busy (lazy) man! So Happy Halloween, Thanksgiving, New Year and Merry Fucking Christmas! I've dropped by with a few interesting pieces of news,

1. We have a new artist named "The" who does this break beat type stuff, he'll be around soon with a update and mp3.com site, also coming out is a song or 2 or 7 with both of us working together, ah yes, Gabber and Breakbeat, it'll be good

2. I AM MOVING IN WITH THE COTTON PONIES! Thats right, next year we are all (hopfully) going to Temple University in Philly, PA so look the fuck out! We are gonna get a frsh ass place together too. But none of that is happening til September 2002,

3. We are in the process of uploading new tracks from ScreamerClauz, Sleep Deprevation, Cotton Ponies, Homie Elf and The so be on the look out! I'll update when that happens,

So until next time seeeeeeee yyyyyaaaaaaaa


"What In The Hell??? Vol. 1 Released"

By ScreamerClauz. Wednesday, October 10th, 2001 12:07 AM
A ScreamerClauz CD is now released to buy on mp3.com! go to http://www.mp3.com/screamerclauz buy a few for you mom and dad! Fuck it go nuts and by one for your fuckin dog named fideo or what ever it is you krazee kids are naming your dogs these days! The title of the album is "What In The Hell?!? Vol.1" and it is hardcore gabber speedcore crazy kick your momma in the ass and stompt your girlfriend's fuckin face in music! now i know what you are all asking, "ScreamerClauz, since this is Vol.1 does that mean there is gonna be a Vol.2, 3, 4 and so on?" well, there's a very good answer to that question, but i ain't telling you! just fuckin buy Vol.1 then we'll talk about other volumes later! :) sorry i get a little outta control sometimes, thats why they don't let me outta my cage much, basterds.


"A New Site, Thanks Alot Tripod"

By ScreamerClauz. Sunday, October 07, 2001 1:09 AM
SIGH, i don't know what Tripods problem is but for some odd reason they kicked our Tripod site off!! we emailed them yet they will not tell us why or give us our site back, so we have to start all over again, so alot of stuff isn't gonna be working right away, but i'll keep ya updated when we do fix stuff, see ya!


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