DPR: Member Quotes

Welcome to the Quotes section of our fantasticly fantastic website. Since we are pretty much out of our minds and we tend to just say just about anything that pops in our heads. On the slight occasion someone says something really funny, cleaver or odd, and here is a section of funny shit various DPR members have said over the years, Enjoy!

Paul Pfeiffer: you ever hear me play the acoustic guitar? women rip my shirt off. They take my leg hair home with them.."
(ScreamerClauz is downloading stuff of Kazaa)
"HomieElf: Go to Traffic
ScreamerClauz: The hardcore producer?
HomieElf (voice growing louder and more aggresive): Click Traffic!
ScreamerClauz: Oh"

"ScreamerClauz: I had this dream last night that me you and Fuzzkilla went to the mall and put DPR flyers all over the place and hung one from a birds mouth. Paul Peiffer: Was it a real Bird?"
"Homie Elf (To ScreamerClauz): If you got arrested and put in jail and you had 1 phone call, you would use it to call the cable company to see if they had cable modem service for your house yet"
"Paul Peiffer (talking about the Cotton Ponies): It's an Eargasm!"
"ScreamerClauz (Inreference to buying more records): lets hope I get $300 so I can get them :-D Paul Peiffer: i'm praying for you.. Paul Peiffer: i'll talk to god tonight ScreamerClauz: thanks ScreamerClauz: put in a good word for me Paul Peiffer: i always do"
"Paul Peiffer: the weirdest hardcore producers around...DPR ScreamerClauz: haha yup, Doormouse and Nasenbluten are our only competition ;-) Paul Peiffer: i think we're funnier and better looking..."
"(one time in high school, Homie Elf & ScreamerClauz had to do a time line on the short story "Oedipus", so to make it fun we put things in they're own words) Correct Line: "Oedipus had to resign as king" Sleep Deprevation Version: "Oedipus Had To B Quitin Da Kingin'" Correct Line: "Oedipus had to leave his wife" Sleep Deprevation Version: "Oedipus Told his bitch to raise up off his nutz " Correct Line: "Odeipus is mad that Everyone Forced him to Resign As king" Sleep Deprevation: "Odeipus: Man! All these hoez b ridin muh nutz!" "
"ScreamerClauz (In reference to Paul Pfeiffer's book he is writing): Did you ever see the Shining? He was trying to write and book and he goes crazy and trys to kill his family, thats gonna be you Paul Peiffer: eh...i'll probably respond in the opposite way...a crying emotional breakdown mess ScreamerClauz: haha he went through that stage to, but then the evil ghost bartender and the evil ghost butler put ideas into his head Paul Peiffer: i don't drink! maybe an evil ghost drug dealer..."
"(one time ScreamerClauz & Homie Elf did a skit in which Homie was chinease man and ScreamerClauz was a customer, here are some lines) Homie Elf: Look I'm American: FUCK! Homie Elf: 85 cents bitch! ScreamerClauz: For what? Homie Elf: For you to be in my store! Homie Elf: Hey check this out, I got the word fuck written all over you! (slight pause) I mean, I got my green card bitch!"
Fuzzkilla: ill be back..ive got to get away from this Cocktop. Its what i call my laptop since it makes more sense to me...being that it sits atop my cock and burns the living hell out of it...and eat something...
"Paul Peiffer: i was depressed for a few hours one day..may 98 ScreamerClauz: hahah a few hours? Paul Peiffer: yeah..you know me..i'm godlike"
"Women at counter in EB is Singing ScreamerClauz (not paying attention): What? I'm sorry I didn't hear you Woman: Oh nothing, I was just singing ScreamerClauz: Oh ok, sorry, I have a short attention span Homie (standing next to ScreamerClauz looking at the floor): Were you talking to me?
"Paul Pfeiffer: can you send me a message that says "Paul you're sexy" so i can put it in my info with your screen name? ScreamerClauz: ..................... no"
"HomieElf: Does Dr Macabre have any records out? ScreamerClauz: You have one of them.....Poltergeist HomieElf: Oh yeah! thats my favorite one"
"Paul Pfeiffer: why do you hate mcdonalds? ScreamerClauz: because they make me sick Paul Pfeiffer: you just have a bad stomach! ScreamerClauz: you just have a bad face *ScreamerClauz' Warning level goes from 0% to 5%*"
"ScreamerClauz: I think I'm the only one of your friends that your semi nice too HomieElf (Smoking A Cigarette & looking at the ceiling): Huh? I wasn't listening."
"Paul Pfeiffer: you like dominoes? ScreamerClauz: I don't think I've ever eaten there before Paul Pfeiffer: the game? ScreamerClauz: haha oh, I don't think I've ever played that either"
"HomieElf: Did DJ Tron ever release Murder The World on Vinyl? ScreamerClauz: Homie, you found the record it was on and then searched for it on Raversonly & gabber.org, remember? HomieElf: Oh yeah"
"ScreamerClauz (reading back the above quote out loud): HomieElf: Did DJ Tron ever release Murder (Homie's typing on AIM) ScreamerClauz (still reading out loud): The World on Vinyl? ScreamerClauz: Homie HomieElf (cutting ScreamerClauz off): What?"
"(HomieElf is starring at ScreamerClauz' monitor as he works on this page) ScreamerClauz: What are you watching me? HomieElf (still starring directly at the monitor): No."
"HomieElf (looking at a picture of T.a.T.u): Who are they, they're hot. ScreamerClauz: That's T.a.T.u. they're this new girl group that kiss on stage and stuff, I've heard some of their music, it's pretty bad. HomieElf: Oh yeah? Are they hot."
"IFX: lol, this is free! ScreamerClauz: haha, thats my favorite word IFX: haha, yup, what about free std's ScreamerClauz: don't make me repeat myself "