Meatsock gave me the finger. I told him I didn't think that was very nice of him. Then he told me it wasn't very nice of me to pull his grandma off of life support. I agreed. Rebeka, Catiord, & My Secret Identity Meatsock & Catiord. I have nothing clever to say Meatsock rocks out.
Meatsock said thats his Jazz face. That is hardly a Jazz face, wheres all the scat? Get it? cause scat means poopy but its also a Jazz style........ SHUT THE FUCK UP! Meatsock plays infront of people. I wonder if he had the chicken dream too (see Wallingford photos for more info) I go outside to get blooded. Usually I just don't pay the hooker and the pimp comes after me, but I guess New Brunswick is hooker free. The transformation continues
Now I'm a super hero, off to fight crime.... or create it, probably create it Now girls want to take pictures with me So does Catiord Now girls want to take pictures of me
Then Yom looked sad. Cheer up Tom, the war will be over soon Then Catiord presented me. Its like I at a debutante ball and I came out. But not out of the closet cause I ain't about that. Then Luka looks afraid. And I say don't be afraid Luka, keep applying cream to the infected area. Then Rebeka grabbed stuck an orange juice cap to my head and I ripped out someones skeleton and I was like FUCK YOU SKELETON! FUCK YOU! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD TO ME! DEAD TO ME!!!! DIIIIIIIIE! yo on the for real, I really said that shit homeskillet.
Then Mr Poxxxxy wanted to take a picture with me and I told him to be careful cause I was covered in blood and he was all like "YO, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!" Then all of a sudden he gave a fuck. And I didn't even tell him that it was AIDS blood. Then Machine took a picture with me Then Tom disagreed with me about the color of Pokey from Gumby and I CHOKED HIM TILL HE DIED AND THEN I RIPPED OUT HIS SKELETON AND WENT BACK IN TIME AND TOOK THAT OTHER PICTURE! I'M A FUCKING SUPERHERO!
Then Luka tried to calm me down by asking me to look down his throat and see if the little green shoe making elf was there, he wasn't Then Jayy started talking to me about greenbean salads but I was still pissed about the Pokey argument Then I noticed another conversation in the corner about Pokey and they were saying he was Red so I ran over there and yelled HE'S FUCKING ORANGE! DIE HERETIC! Then I went into the future when they had children and I killed them and smeared their blood on the church, but in the future everyone worships Richie Cuttingham from Happy Days so I smeared all the baby blood and Richies stupid fucking fuck faced ass shitter (or something... oh also in the future if you refer to Richie as Ron Howard you are punished by having to say 65 hail mary's, which are they happy days theme backwards, that shit is harsh) then I went back to the past and told them what I did and then their hearts exploded from shock which means they never lived to have children which created a paradox which unmade existence. So the world never happened and you're not really reading this. Meaning that your money is useless and you might as well send it to me by going to the DPR store and buying shit... commercialism makes me sick Then my girlfriend Imperiella poked me in the nipple and life was good again.
Then I took a picture with Xervious. Then we all took a picture together and put all the Pokey drama behind us.... but we didn't poke each others behinds, cause that shit ain't right son Then I went on and the building caught on fire.... or someone was smoking. But I think it was the hellfire from my pants cause satan lives in my penis hole and shoots fire out... chunks of firey flesh... damn that satan Satan penis fire again
Then everyone looked at me and laughed, I guess I am funny looking Then Machine played with knobs Then I rocked the casbah only without the sex cause thats what casbah is a methphore for... I think I fucked that up Catiord tells me I'm stupid for fucking the casbah reference up
Then I continued doing stuff Then people started headbanging... or falling asleep, one of the 2 Then they looked me deeply in the eyes and broke up with me. So I ate cake and cookies and called myself fat. I lift my bag up cause the tears are making it soggy
Then I challenge everyone to a fight/dance boogie marathon Then I attacked Jayy Then I got down with muh bad self Then I convulsed some more
Then I faught the camera And then everyone laughed at me some more, probably cause I made a poopy in my pants. I hate when poopy unexpectedly falls out of my anus hole I put my hand on my head and think to myself "why god, why!" this is summer camp all over again WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME???
I don't even know what to say any more Then my girlfriend raised the roof. We have cathedral ceilings now Then I twisted my head like I was Linda Blair. I didn't let Jesus fuck me though cause that would be sacreligious Meatsock is pretending to be in a Wheres Waldo book... he wasn't trying very hard though
Then I menstruated, see it running down my legs? Well at least I'm not pregnant Machine tries to find gold behind the speaker. All he finds is my will to live, I knew I lost it somewhere Machine's dog attacks Jayy Knobs and Me
Then I had to wipe the tears of failure from my eyes Then I gave Meatsock the finger.... but I didnt fingure him no matter how much he begged Then he made this ad for me Then I cried again, this time out of joy
Then I got down with my bad self Then I got beat up, I want my lunch money back Then Jayy pushed me down and I skinned my knee Admit that I am the wind beneath your wings