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| While Jay, Luka and Myself waited in the parking lot for more people to arrive, we some how get on the topic of Jays penis (he brought it up..) and he kept insisting he had two holes in his penis head rather then one slit, none of us believed him. So he grabbed my camera and jumped in the car to prove us wrong.... I guess he won... it also looks like he has a wart of some sort. |
Then he decided to do it again.... this time it looks like he has a twisted meaty vagina on the end of his cock.... I don't feel comfortable talking about jayys cock any more |
It was my turn to go on so we went back into the parking lot and they threw blood on me. |
Then random high school boys tried to lick me. I felt like a drunk prom queen, and that made me feel like less of a man.
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| Thats jayy, the one with the deformed Penis. |
Now I'm on stage, all my dreams have come true. Then the visuals didn't work and my laptop wouldn't play sound right. My dream turned into one of those dreams where you running through the forrest and you're happy and then your liver falls out and you slip on it and crack your skull open and then a bunch of naked sorority come running into the forrest and laugh at you because you penis turned into a rubber chicken singing the blues (with little sunglasses and a saxaphone) and they won't have sex with you because they think you are weird, I HATE THAT FUCKING DREAM! |
to distract them from my singing penis... I mean, faulty visuals, I try to convince them to buy stuff. it didn't work, so instead they made me dance for them. I happily accepted. |
Meatsock comes over and plays with some knobs (he likes to play with knobs) and then stuff works again. |
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| Now I'm playing music |
I'm playing music again but now I'm more artistic cause its slanty |
Now I'm all dark and mysterious |
Now I'm even darker |
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| The next morning Doormouse decides to hang his underwear on Meatsocks light. He probably wore them later and tweaked his nipples. |
Meatsock gave me a shirt and told me I was the first one to wear one in public. It felt like the first day of kindergarten only my anus wasn't lubed up and jesus wasn't calling me a sinner. |
Jayy, My seceret identity, DJ Anonymous, Luka, & Doormouse at WHUS in Storrs CT
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