Reason Why You Should Buy Maggot Baby

So, you're mildy interested in purchasing the Maggot Baby 12" are ya? Not so sure eh? Well, lets see if I can do a little more convincing:

You should buy Maggot Baby because.....

1. if you do, lots of hot girls will have sex with you

2. It has dead babies on it. Its a proven fact that dead babies are funny

3. Look at ScreamerClauz, he's really skrawny, he's like one of those straving ethiopian kids you see on late night TV. If you send ScreamerClauz some money, it'll be like feeding a straving child, fuck Sally Struthers

4. ScreamerClauz convinced a porn site to put up the money for the pressing, you like porn, don't you???

5. ScreamerClauz owes the above porn site a lot of money, you know what its like to be in debt to a porn site?

6. It'll cure all your STDs.... well probably not, but it won't give you any.... ok it might

7. It comes with a comic book about Zombies written and drawn by H-rock. Zombies are the hip thing, you want to be hip, don't you???

8. If you have to much money people think you are weird, send it to me, people already think I'm weird, you want to fit in, don't you?