

"Thwag" is a group of 2 formed by ScreamerClauz and The Psycloptic Avenger. Both ofthem are from the Poconos of Pennsylvania, they met when they went to their friend Silent Rich's studio. ScreamerClauz was a local Gabber preformer in the group known as Sleep Deprevation, and The Psycloptic Avenger was a keyboard player. What were a Gabber preformer and a Keyboard player doing at some studio for? Well Silent Rich was trying to form a rock band and asked The Psycloptic Avenger to come along to play keyboard and do some singing and ScreamerClauz came along to also attempt to sing. Well not much got done that day other then the band fighting which entertained the two of them. They started hanging out some more and one day decided to go to the movies with a group of people. In the car were ScreamerClauz, The Psycloptic Avenger,Matt Boland, and Luka. One the way to the movies The Psycloptic Avenger pulled out this demo CD of his Trance/Goa music and played it. ScreamerClauz said "hey this is great is great stuff! We should work together on a project someday." The project was orginally named "Sleep Deprevation Vs. The Psycloptic Avenger: Good Vs Evil, Goa Vs Gabber" At the time Sleep Deprevation was working on a double CD called "Distracticated" and one of the discs was gonna be an enhanced CD with all sorts of fun movies on them. So The Psycloptic Avenger came over to film and be in some of the movies. "That night we were suppose to make a song or 2, but we ended up just making movies and playing monoply the rest of the night" says ScreamerClauz. Another arrangment was made to make music, but only ScreamerClauz and The Psycloptic Avenger were able to make it, Homie Elf had other things going on. When the two of them got together they forgot about the Goa thing completly and made a wicked ass speedcore track called "All Your Base Can Lick My Nutz" making fun of the Laziest Men On Mars's "Invasion Of The Gabber Robots". "The song was (is) a real piece of shit, It wasn't (isn't) gabber yet in was number 1 on the Mp3.com Gabber charts for almost 6 months!!" says ScreamerClauz. After the 9 hours it took to record, edit and mix the track they decided to make another track called "Julia Roberts Iz A Cunt" because of their extreme hate for

her and her stupid romanic comedy shit movies. With 2 tracks done all they needed was a name. Thwag was chosen because of an inside joke. The joke was created online over AOL Insatant Messanger, The Psycloptic Avenger said "We need to think of a word that we can call people and no one will know what the fuck it means!" so out of no where he said "Thwag" so it wasdecided, Thwag is now the name. After that one more track was made called "Da Van Vs Da Jet" making fun of their friend Matt Boland and his Jet Li Obsession, The Psycloptic Avenger used to pick on him and say that Van Damm can kick Jet Li's ass any day! do they made the song to pick on him. After that production stopped due to The Psycloptic Avenger and his constant working, not to long ago they did hook up and make a new track called "What Does Thwag Mean?" answering the age old question. The track has not been released yet because it is being saved for the album, they rest of the album is in progress and thats all that can be said because the rest must be a surprise!! "Thwag was ment to be the most offensive thing possible to who ever our victim was, and I think we've done a pretty good job!" - ScreamerClauz
| Title/Picture | Tracks/Download | More Info | Released |
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Thwag - My First Addiction | There's no official track list yet but there's 4 tracks done out of 12 planned, 3 of them are on http://www.mp3.com/thwag
| This will be the first Thwag album to be released, 4 tracks are recorded and done but there will be more, don't you worry J | When ever Psyclops stops working! COCK! |
What The Fuck Does Thwag Mean?

Thwag has no official meaning, one time ScreamerClauz and The Psycloptic Avenger were talking on AIM and were like "We need to think of an word that no one knows what it means except us" and he said Thwag, so we used Thwag as the meaning for everything and anything, it can be used as a insult, a noun and adj. Or what ever! You can use it anyway in a sentence, such as "Mom I'm going to Thwag's house for dinner!" or "I Thwag you show much" or "You are such a Thwag!!" or any other way you want to, any way, here's a list we made of various things Thwag could stand for, to add to this list send your meaning and name and website or email if you to, to:
dathwag@hotmail.com and here's the list:
| Meaning | Submitter | Email/Website |
| The Hookers Want A Grab | ScreamerClauz | |
| Three Huge Women And Guns | ScreamerClauz | |
| Three Heifers With A Goat | James |
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| The Hamburgers Were Always Good | James |
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| The Hairy Wench ate Giraffes | James |
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| Timmy Hated Wicked Afro Germans | James |
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| The Hairy Wench And Giraffe | James | |
| To Hump Women's Anal Groove | James |
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| The Huge White Ass Group | Homie Elf | |
| The Hate We Advocate Grows | Quana Koenig | |
| The Hell We Await Giveth | Quana Koenig | |
| Tom Has Warts Again Goddammit | Jayy Nucero | |
| To Hell Where All Goes | Tom Loresch | |
| Total Hardcore Warfare And Gabber | Sinibyte | |
| The Hardcore War Armed Gabbers | Sinibyte | |
| Tekno Hicks Wit A Gun | Fuzzkilla | |
| The Hardest Wiggers Against God | Paul Pfeiffer | |
| Thyroid Herpies Wearing Astronomical Grins | Paul Pfeiffer | |
| That Hairy Woman Acts Ghetto | Matt Boland | |
| The Horny Whore Ate Grapes | Dan Miick | |
| The Hungry White Armadillio Groened | Autumn Austin | |
| Thick Headed White Ass Goober | Uncle bobby | |
| The Highest White American God | Jayy Nucero |
Did You Know.......
Thwag's Original Name Was: "Sleep Deprevation Vs. The Psycloptic Avenger: Good Vs Evil, Goa Vs Gabber" but Homie Elf couldn't make it to the first get together
The Laziest Men On Mars liked "All Your Base Can Lick My Nutz" and wanted to added to their page but Thwag declined